My Annual Allergy Showdown
Ragweed season is creeping in again — not that it ever politely announces itself. One warm week, one good rain, and suddenly the air is full of tiny yellow pollen ninjas whose only mission is to make my eyes itch and my nose run. Every year I swear I’m going to write a poem about it, and this year? I finally did.
A Little Ragweed Poetry
Ragweed pops up after rain
like it’s been waiting for its cue.
My allergies go full Broadway—
sneezing in act one, itching in act two.
You’d think after all these years
we’d have reached some kind of truce—
but no, you come back stronger,
pollen with a point to prove.
A Ragweed Moment in the Wild
Just yesterday I was waiting for the Dial‑A‑Ride bus when out of nowhere I let out a sneeze — not a polite little ka‑choo, but a full‑body, from‑your‑toes‑to‑your‑eyebrows sneeze. The kind that echoes. The kind that makes strangers look up.
A man standing nearby said “God bless” and then started to laugh. All I said was, “Ragweed.” He understood immediately.
That’s the thing about ragweed season: it creates instant camaraderie among allergy sufferers. One word and you’re bonded by shared misery.
Why Ragweed Hits Hard in September
Ragweed may start in August, but September is when it really digs in its heels. It’s like it waits for Labor Day weekend to roll around and then says, “Showtime!” The kids go back to school, the pumpkin spice crowd wakes up, and ragweed decides to launch its annual attack.
And if you’ve lived in New England long enough, you know the old rule: ragweed season ends with the first hard frost.
Except… we don’t get the hard frost when we used to. It’s that warmer weather — you know, from the climate change that doesn’t exist.
The season stretches longer now, creeping deeper into fall, and my sinuses are not amused. What used to be a few miserable weeks has turned into a full‑blown endurance test.
My Personal Ragweed History
I’ve been allergic to ragweed for as long as I can remember. It’s the one plant that can take me from “fine” to “why are my eyes leaking?” in under ten minutes. I can walk past a field of goldenrod without a single sniffle, but ragweed? One tiny puff of pollen and I’m done.
Every September I stock up on:
- tissues
- eye drops
- antihistamines
- and the eternal hope that maybe this year won’t be so bad
Spoiler: it’s always bad.
The Ragweed Reality Check
Ragweed doesn’t care if you have plans. It doesn’t care if you want to enjoy a crisp fall morning or take a walk without sneezing yourself into another dimension. It doesn’t care that you’ve already suffered through spring allergies and summer humidity.
It shows up, spreads its pollen like confetti, and dares you to complain.
So yes — I wrote a poem. Because if I’m going to be miserable, I might as well make it rhyme.
Here’s to Surviving Another Season
September 3 marks the unofficial start of my annual ragweed battle. I’ll be armed with tissues, tea, and a sense of humor. And maybe, just maybe, a hard frost will show up early this year and save us all.
But I’m not holding my breath. (Well… actually I am. Ragweed.)
But you don’t need a plane ticket to enjoy them. Ward’s Berry Farm in Sharon has a sunflower maze that’s pure summer joy, and the familiar sunflower field along Route 138 in Easton often returns each year, easy to spot right from the road.
🔥 Bonfires, Dew, and a Little Magic
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