National Toilet Paper Day: A Celebration of Softness, Strength, and Cat Chaos

Four cats in a bathroom surrounded by shredded toilet paper. An orange cat sits on the toilet batting at a roll on the wall, a black‑and‑white cat stands nearby holding an empty cardboard tube, a fluffy gray cat sits among torn paper on the floor, and a black cat lies down with toilet paper draped over its back. The floor is covered in ripped toilet paper, creating a humorous, chaotic scene.

 

The WMEO Household: Where Toilet Paper Goes to Die

Today is National ToiletPaper Day. Yes that bathroom essential has a day of its own.

Toilet paper is one of those everyday items we barely think about  — unless you live with two cats who treat it like a recreational sport. Banner and Balboa are so enamored with toilet paper that I eventually had to remove the wall‑mounted holder entirely.

Not because I wanted to. Not because it looked better. But because every time I left the holder empty, my housekeeper would helpfully put a fresh roll back on it.

I tried to explain why a roll on the holder is basically an invitation for chaos, but the concept of cat‑induced toilet paper carnage didn’t quite land.

So the holder had to go. Now the roll sits upright on a pole like some kind of minimalist sculpture — safe from paws, safe from shredding, safe from becoming avant‑garde hallway décor.

Toilet Paper Art: A WMEO Tradition

Before the Great Holder Removal, Banner and Balboa created masterpieces. Long ribbons. Confetti explosions. Entire rolls dragged triumphantly across the floor like festive parade streamers.

They weren’t being naughty — they were being artists. Expensive artists. But artists nonetheless.

And they’re not alone. The internet is full of cats who share this obsession. Toilet paper is apparently the universal feline muse.

A Brief Moment of TP Panic: The 2020 Shortage

Of course, toilet paper became internationally famous in 2020 when the COVID pandemic hit and people started stockpiling it like it was currency. Shelves were empty, stores were rationing rolls, and everyone suddenly became very aware of how much TP they used.

Meanwhile, in the WMEO household, Banner and Balboa were living in blissful ignorance — happily shredding rolls like tiny furry anarchists while the rest of the world was treating toilet paper like gold bullion.

If they had known how valuable it was at the time, they would have demanded velvet ropes and museum lighting for their “installations.”

A Surprisingly Fascinating History

Toilet paper may seem simple, but its history is anything but:

  • Ancient Romans used communal sponges on sticks. Communal.
  • China was producing toilet paper by the 6th century, and by the 14th century they were making millions of packages a year.
  • In 1391, Chinese royalty used perfumed toilet paper made exclusively for the emperor.
  • Early Americans repurposed leaves, corn cobs, newspapers, and famously the Sears catalog — so popular that Farmer’s Almanac started pre‑drilling holes for outhouse hanging.
  • Modern toilet paper arrived in 1857, marketed as “Medicated Paper for the Water Closet.”
  • Perforated rolls appeared in 1890, courtesy of the Scott Paper Company.
  • Colored toilet paper was a 1950s décor trend until they realized the dyes weren’t great for humans or plumbing.
  • And yes — someone makes 22‑carat gold toilet paper costing over $1.3 million a roll. Truly flushing money away.
  • Conservationists cringe but one person’s lifetime usage of toilet paper, if made from virgin paper, would take around 384 trees to make! Of course, using toilet paper that has been recycled from other purposes helps to cut down on this extensively.

How Cats Celebrate National Toilet Paper Day

Some cats nap. Some cats chase toys. Banner and Balboa? They honor the ancient traditions of their ancestors by shredding toilet paper with the passion of tiny furry historians.

Balboa prefers the dramatic “confetti bomb” technique. Banner goes for long, elegant ribbons. Together, they create installations that would impress even the Romans — and those people used sponges on sticks.

Conclusion: Toilet Paper Is Fun

Who knew toilet paper had such a wild history? And who knew two cats could make it even wilder?

Around here, it’s never dull — especially when toilet paper is involved.

 

RIP Dolly Parton

It is with a sad heart that we shre the news of Dolly Parton‘s passing at 80. Music icon, philanthopist, Dolly, you werre loved in life and will be much missed. Your beautiful music will continue to bring joy and pleasure for years to come. RIP June 19, 1946 – Aug 26, 2026

Music icon Dolly Parton with her signature smile and blond hair

The Arounddustyroads team and family send heartfelt sympathy and love to all of Dollu’s family, friends and fans at this time of loss.

The Rainbow Tree: A Real‑Life Fairy Tale

“I think that I shall never see

A poem as lovely as a tree.”

A rainbow eucalyptus tree with multicolored bark in a lush tropical forest, showing bright patches of green, orange, red, yellow, and purple along its trunk and roots, surrounded by dense green foliage.

A Tree Too Magical to Believe

There are some things in this world that sound too whimsical to be real — the kind of things you’d expect to find in a fairy tale, or maybe wandering through a Dr. Seuss landscape. When I first heard about the rainbow eucalyptus, I put it firmly in that category. A tree with bark that looks painted? A trunk covered in splotches of turquoise, coral, lime green, lavender, and rust? Sure. And next you’ll tell me puffins do stand‑up comedy.

My Doubting‑Thomas Moment

I was a full‑on doubting Thomas about it. “Show me,” I said. And the world did.

Seeing My First Rainbow Eucalyptus in Hawaii

My first rainbow eucalyptus was in Hawaii, and I swear I stopped walking mid‑step. There it stood — tall, proud, and absolutely impossible. The bark peeled in long strips, revealing fresh layers of color underneath, like nature was repainting the tree in real time. No filters, no tricks, no tourist‑trap gimmicks. Just a living kaleidoscope rooted in the earth.

A Living Kaleidoscope of Color

Up close, the colors don’t blend like a gradient. They patchwork. They splotch. Their colors overlap in ways that feel accidental and intentional all at once, like the tree hired a team of abstract artists who couldn’t agree on a palette. Every inch is different. Every angle is a surprise.

Nature’s Reminder That Magic Is Real

There’s a kind of magic in standing beside something that looks imaginary but isn’t. It reminds you that the world still has wonders tucked into corners — things you don’t believe until you see them, and once you do, you never forget. The rainbow eucalyptus is one of those wonders. A tree that refuses to be ordinary. A tree that looks like joy itself decided to take root and grow tall.

And yes… it’s real. I’ve seen it. And it’s every bit as magical as the stories say.

 

The Green Monster: Fenway’s Most Famous Troublemaker

A sunset view of Fenway Park with the Green Monster in left field, packed stands, and an outfielder positioned near the wall under warm evening light.

🟢 The Green Monster: New England’s Favorite Wall

If you know the Green Monster, chances are you’re either from New England or you’ve spent enough time in Massachusetts to develop strong opinions about chowder, rotary etiquette, and the Red Sox. And no — it’s not Cookie Monster’s cousin. He’s blue. This one sits proudly in left field at Fenway Park, the oldest ballpark in Major League Baseball. (That’s MLB for anyone still living under a rock.)

🟣 A Wall So Famous Even Presidents Notice

I have no doubt the success — and notoriety — of our beloved Monster hasn’t gone unnoticed by the current president. After all, Boston’s Green Monster is a wall, and for more than a century it has done an excellent job keeping ticketless spectators out of Fenway. It’s iconic, adored, cursed, photographed, and defended with the kind of passion only Red Sox Nation can muster.

Maybe that’s what they’re aiming for with the border wall? A structure people complain about but secretly love? But I digress. Let’s stick with the wall that actually works and doesn’t need congressional hearings to stay upright.

🟢 Why the Monster Exists at All

No other ballpark has anything quite like it — and no other ballpark would embrace such a quirky obstacle with the same enthusiasm.

When Fenway Park was being designed in 1911–1912, the layout of Boston’s streets boxed the left‑field boundary into an unusually short distance — only about 310 feet from home plate. That was far too close for comfort, since routine fly balls could easily sail out onto Lansdowne Street and let people watch the game for free. To fix the problem, the team’s owner, John I. Taylor, decided the only solution was to build a wall tall enough to make that short distance meaningful.

The first version wasn’t the green giant we know today. It was a wooden fence perched on an incline known as Duffy’s Cliff, and for years it was actually more of a dark blue than green. A fire in 1933 destroyed much of Fenway, including the old wall, and the replacement was a steel-and-tin structure that eventually gained the hand‑operated scoreboard still used at its base. It wasn’t painted green — or given its famous nickname — until 1947, when all the advertising signs were removed.

Today, at 37 feet high and only 310 feet from home plate, it remains the tallest outfield wall in Major League Baseball. It turns easy fly balls into doubles, doubles into heartbreak, and occasionally gifts a home run that would be an out anywhere else.

🟣 Pesky’s Pole: Fenway’s Other Trouble Spot

As if the Monster weren’t enough drama, Fenway has another quirk that keeps players humble: Pesky’s Pole, the right‑field foul pole. Balls that might have stayed fair in any other park smack that pole and bounce foul, leaving batters muttering words not fit for family‑friendly broadcasts.

The pole is named for Johnny Pesky — beloved player, manager, coach, and lifelong Red Sox ambassador. Though he wasn’t known for power, he occasionally curled a rare home run around that tight right‑field corner. His teammates teased him about it, calling the pole “Pesky’s Pole,” and the name stuck.

There’s also a quirky little tradition that’s grown around Pesky’s Pole over the years. Fans on Fenway tours often leave their mark by signing the pole — names, dates, quick messages, declarations of Sox loyalty. It started as a bit of harmless mischief, but it became so beloved that it’s now practically encouraged. The grounds crew repaints it from time to time, but the signatures always return. Red Sox Nation is nothing if not persistent.

🟢 Why Red Sox Nation Loves the Chaos

These quirks — the towering Monster, the mischievous foul pole, the unpredictable bounces — are exactly what make Fenway Park so beloved. Red Sox fans are famously rabid, and Fenway’s personality is part of the charm.

So next time you head to the park, remember: You’re stepping into Red Sox Nation. A home run might turn into a double thanks to the Monster. A perfect hit might clang off Pesky’s Pole and go foul.

It’s all part of the extra drama that makes Fenway Park unforgettable.

 

WMEO 9 – GOOD NEWS ALERT- Shell‑ebration on Cape Cod

🐾 Sea Turtles Released on Cape Cod!

Anchor: Banner, WMEO Nature Desk

A person wearing gloves and a light blue shirt with a logo gently holds a sea turtle near a coastal area, preparing to release it. Several people stand nearby, some taking photos, as part of a wildlife conservation effort to return rehabilitated sea turtles to the ocean.Good evening, viewers. Banner here with a splash of good news straight from the shores of Cape Cod. The New England Aquarium has just released four rehabilitated sea turtles back into the ocean after months of specialized care. That’s right — Dumpling, Jumble, Lucky, and Old English are officially back where they belong: gliding free in the Atlantic!

These Kemp’s ridley sea turtles — one of the most endangered species under the U.S. Endangered Species Act — were rescued last winter after washing ashore cold, weak, and injured. Thanks to the dedicated staff at the Sea Turtle Hospital in Quincy, each turtle received treatment for pneumonia, dehydration, and trauma. Now, they’re healthy, strong, and ready to swim again.

 

Field Correspondent: Balboa, Reporting Live from the Box

Thank you, Banner. Balboa here, tail twitching with excitement! Scientists from the Anderson Cabot Center for Ocean Life have fitted Lucky and Dumpling with tracking tags to monitor their adventures — collecting data on habitat, behavior, and survivorship. And yes, some of these turtles will appear on the Aquarium’s Sea Turtle Tracker, so the public can follow their journey in real time.

That’s right, folks — you can cheer them on from your couch while they paddle toward new horizons. WMEO calls that science with heart.

Banner (closing)

With 38 turtles released this summer, the ocean is feeling a little more hopeful tonight. From the WMEO newsroom, we salute the rescuers, the scientists, and the turtles themselves — proving once again that compassion makes waves.

End of bulletin. Please resume your regularly scheduled purring.