Boston Marathon

And They're off. The runners start the grueling 26 mile Bosotn Marathon


A Brief History of the Boston Marathon

The Boston Marathon isn’t just a race — it’s a piece of living Massachusetts history. First run in 1897, it holds the title of the world’s oldest annual marathon, inspired by the marathon event at the first modern Olympic Games in 1896. What began with just 15 runners has grown into one of the most iconic road races in the world, drawing elite athletes, charity runners, and more than half a million spectators every year.

Milestones That Shaped the Race

1918: A Military Relay

During World War I, the marathon wasn’t run in its traditional form. Instead, it became a 10‑man military relay, a patriotic adaptation that kept the spirit of the race alive during wartime.

1969: The Move to Patriots’ Day Monday

In 1969, organizers shifted the race from its traditional April 19 date to the third Monday in April, bringing it in line with the modern Patriots’ Day schedule. That’s how Marathon Monday was born.

1972: Women Officially Allowed to Compete

Although Roberta Gibb completed the race unofficially in 1966 and Kathrine Switzer famously ran with a bib in 1967, 1972 marked the first year women were officially welcomed into the field. It changed the race forever.

1980: The Rosie Ruiz Scandal

One of the most infamous moments in marathon history came in 1980, when Rosie Ruiz was initially crowned the women’s winner — only to be disqualified after it was discovered she hadn’t run the full course. It remains one of the most talked‑about sports scandals in Boston lore.

Heartbreak Hill

No discussion of Boston is complete without Heartbreak Hill, the legendary climb in Newton. The name dates back to 1936, when defending champion Johnny Kelley caught up to Ellison “Tarzan” Brown on the hill — only for Brown to surge ahead and win. Kelley’s heartbreak gave the hill its name, and runners have been bracing for it ever since.

2013: The Marathon Bombing

The darkest chapter in the race’s history came in 2013, when two bombs exploded near the finish line, killing three people and injuring more than 260. The city’s response — resilience, unity, and the now‑famous “Boston Strong” — became part of the marathon’s identity. The race has carried that spirit forward every year since.

2020: A Virtual Marathon

For the first time in its history, the Boston Marathon was not held in person in 2020. Due to the COVID‑19 pandemic, the race shifted to a virtual format, allowing runners to complete 26.2 miles on their own routes. It was a reminder that the marathon is as much about determination as it is about location.

Why the Boston Marathon Endures

The Boston Marathon is more than a race — it’s a tradition woven into the fabric of Massachusetts. From Hopkinton to Boylston Street, every mile carries stories of determination, heartbreak, triumph, and community. It’s a race that honors its past while evolving with the times, and every April, it reminds us what endurance — and Boston — are made of.

 

A Typically Boston Conclusion

The Boston Marathon is a really big deal in a city that loves its sports with its whole heart. From the Red Sox to the Bruins to the Celtics to the Pats, Boston shows up — loudly, loyally, and without hesitation. And on Marathon Monday, the city shows up in a way that feels almost sacred. Streets fill, cowbells ring, strangers cheer for strangers, and the whole region leans into one long, collective heartbeat.

It feels fitting that my Patriots’ Day post goes live on April 17, covering the full Lexington and Concord weekend, while this Marathon post lands on April 20 — right as runners are making their way toward Boylston Street. Two traditions, two days, each carrying its own history and emotion.

Patriots’ Day honors where Massachusetts began.
The Boston Marathon celebrates who we are now.

And honestly, only Boston could pull off a weekend where muskets at dawn and world‑class athletes share the same spotlight — and somehow, it all feels perfectly natural.


 

Opening Day at Fenway Park: When New England Finally Thaws Out

 

Crowds gather on Landsdown St for the opening day of baseball season

The Sights, the Smells, and the Sacred RitualsIt's Wally the Boston Red Sox Mascot leading the cheers

The roar of the crowd. The smell of peanuts, popcorn, and—dare we ask—Cracker Jack. Does anyone still buy Cracker Jack? Another cherished ballpark tradition may be fading, but in New England, the spirit of Opening Day is alive and well. Fan or not, this is one of the biggest unofficial holidays of the year.

Today is Opening Day at Fenway Park, and Red Sox Nation is buzzing. Another season with the Boys of Summer has officially begun.

Why the “Real” Season Starts in Boston

Sure, the technical first game of the 2026 MLB season happened on March 26, when the Yankees (the Evil Empire, for any troglodytes still living in a cave) faced the San Francisco Giants—formerly the New York Giants, for the history buffs.

But that game took place in Oracle Park, California. And everyone in Boston knows that if it didn’t happen at Fenway, it doesn’t count.

The 2026 baseball season doesn’t truly begin until the crack of the bat echoes off the Green Monster and the crowd erupts on Lansdowne Street. That’s when New England finally exhales and says, “Okay. Now it’s spring.”

A Word of Warning for Non‑Fans

If—God forbid—you aren’t a baseball fan, today is not the day to stroll the Freedom Trail or attempt a peaceful afternoon in the city. Boston will be overflowing with fans who are loud, proud, and fully caffeinated. Give the city a wide berth unless you’re prepared to be swept into the madness.

Ballpark Eats: Fenway Levels Up

Gone are the days when peanuts and hot dogs were your only options. Today’s Fenway menu reads like a food festival:

New Additions

  • Cowboy Up! Burger
  • Clam chowder and lobster bisque in bread bowls
  • Street tacos
  • Gourmet grilled cheese
  • ¾‑lb cookies
  • Sicilian‑style pizza

Beloved Classics

  • Fenway Franks
  • Lobster and crab rolls
  • Burritos
  • Chicken tenders
  • Cheesesteak
  • And yes… Irish Nachos (waffle fries topped with corned beef, queso, and sauerkraut—chaos in a bowl, but who’s complaining)

Wash it all down with a craft beer, then grab a Boston Cream Pie dessert behind home plate or churros with chocolate dipping sauce. One thing is certain: nobody leaves Fenway hungry.

Will Red Sox Nation Celebrate or Sulk?

As of “press time,” the outcome of today’s game is still unknown. Will the faithful walk out with their heads held high, or will they slink off to drown their sorrows in another round of craft beer?

Either way, Opening Day at Fenway is more than a game—it’s a New England rite of passage. And today, the heart of Boston beats just a little louder.


 

March in New England

The Month New Englanders break from Winter into Spring Chaos


March Madness, Spring Fever, and the Cats Who Run This House

March in New England is a strange, wonderful, chaotic time. One minute we’re shoveling snow, the next minute we’re celebrating the first day of spring, and somewhere in between, the entire region collectively loses its mind over March Madness.

Yes, I knew it was a big deal.
Yes, I knew it involved basketball.
But I didn’t realize just how seriously New Englanders take it until I saw a news story about companies setting up break‑room watch parties on company time.

Excuse me… what
People get paid to watch college basketball at work
Only in New England.


So What Is March Madness

For anyone else who’s been living under a cozy blanket with a box of tissues (hi, it’s me), here’s the quick version:

  • It’s the NCAA Division I men’s college basketball tournament
  • 68 college teams from all across the United States
  • Single elimination — lose once and you’re out
  • It runs from mid‑March to early April
  • It’s one of the biggest sporting events in the country

It’s not a New England invention, but you wouldn’t know that from the way we treat it. Between UConn fans, bracket pools, and the general “we survived winter, let’s celebrate something” energy, March Madness might as well be our unofficial regional holiday.


Meanwhile, Spring Sneaks In Early

I always think of spring arriving on March 21, but this year the equinox showed up on March 20, probably because even the universe is tired of winter and wants to get things moving.

New England, of course, will respond by giving us:

  • one warm day
  • one cold day
  • one rainstorm
  • and a surprise snow squall just to keep us humble

Yes it's March in New England if its not mud its still snow.

But on the calendar at least, spring is here.


Balboa: The Fastest Paw in the East

While all this seasonal excitement is happening, Balboa has declared war on my last surviving computer mouse. He’s the Fastest Paw in the East, and he takes that title seriously.

Today’s crime
I dared to vacuum during his nap.

He stomped out of the room like a tiny, offended emperor, tail flicking dramatically. I had to issue a formal apology in the form of treats. He accepted, but only after giving me the look — the one that says:

“You may continue living here, hooman, but your behavior will be monitored.”

Now he’s back on the desk, supervising this post and occasionally taking swipes at the mouse like he’s auditioning for a martial arts film.


Banner and the Case of the Missing Hair Band

While Balboa is busy waging war on technology, Banner has discovered a new hobby: elastic hair bands.

During a recent bathroom decluttering session, I found an old stash of them.
Banner thought he had won the lottery.

He carried one around the apartment, talking to it like it was his long‑lost friend. Then he took it into the bathtub — his personal gladiator arena — and tossed it around like he was training for the Hair Band Olympics.

And then… it vanished.

I looked everywhere.
Under furniture.
Behind furniture.
Inside the furniture.
Nothing.

The only conclusion I can come to is that once he finished playing with it, he ate it like a tasty little spaghetti noodle.

So that’s it.
No more hair elastics for Banner.
He cannot be trusted with them.
He has lost his hair‑band privileges indefinitely.


March in New England: A Summary

  • Basketball fans are losing their minds
  • Companies are letting employees watch games at work
  • Spring is arriving early
  • My nose is running a marathon
  • Balboa is plotting the downfall of all computer mice
  • Banner is eating hair accessories like snacks

Honestly, it feels about right.