
WMEO SPECIAL REPORT — Pumpkin Chuckin’ Edition
Banner (Anchor Desk):
“Ah, fall in New England. Crisp air, bright leaves, cranberries floating on the bogs… and pumpkin chuckin’. Yes, that’s a thing — and WMEO was on the scene at the Vermont Pumpkin Chuckin’ Festival in Stowe, VT on September 27.”
Balboa (Chaos Desk):
“Held at Mayo Farm Events Field, the festival is the ultimate game of fall one‑upmanship. Kids and adults compete to build the best trebuchet — a modern twist on the medieval catapult — and launch pumpkins across the field in a battle of engineering, accuracy, and pure autumn chaos… Tell me, do they have pies?”
Banner:
“That’s right, Balboa. It’s a high‑stakes, high‑energy game out there. Let’s see what Pumpkin Spice has for us from the field. Over to you, Pumpkin.”
Pumpkin Spice (Field Reporter):
“The energy is viscous out here. There are smashed pumpkins everywhere. They’re being catapulted… and even shot from guns! One family even has a child‑sized catapult.
Oh—wait. Not me. No. No.

This job is hazardous.”

Banner (Back at the News Desk):
“We hope Pumpkin Spice is okay after his first‑hand experience with pumpkin chuckin’.
And Balboa… I’m sorry to report we didn’t see any pies.”
Banner (Merch Desk):
“And in lighter news, Pumpkin Spice has authorized the release of the Boogie in the Bog T‑shirt. It’s available now for anyone who enjoys seasonal chaos as much as he suffers from it. Dustyroads Mercantile

Balboa:
“Wait—Pumpkin Spice has merch now? Does it come in my size?”
Banner:
“Yes, Balboa. And no, it doesn’t come with pies.”
Banner (Closing):
“This has been a WMEO Special Fall Report.”

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