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The Power of Words

As someone who works with words on a daily basis, I can tell you that finding new ways to say things can be a real challenge. If I used the same phrases every day, I’d get pretty boring pretty fast.

I occasionally catch myself falling into that trap. Recently, I noticed I was using the phrase “it’s kind of magical” to introduce just about everything. Once is fine. Twice is probably acceptable. Five days in a row? Houston, we have a problem. Even if it does get the point across.

A thesaurus used to be a writer’s best friend. Do they even make those anymore? These days, most of us simply ask Google for alternative ways to phrase something and hope inspiration strikes before our readers notice we’re repeating ourselves.

You may be thinking, “That’s all well and good, but I’m not a writer.” Maybe you don’t write articles, give speeches, or create content for the public. Maybe you’re just an average Joe trying to get through the workday.

The truth is that every one of us uses words to shape how we’re perceived.

Think about a résumé or a job interview. The way we describe our experience can make a big difference. Competition is tough, and sometimes all you have going for you is a willingness to work hard. No fancy title or corner office. No impressive management position.

Or so you think.

One enterprising job applicant found a much more creative way to describe his work.

Check this out:

The Interview

Did you catch it?

Personally, I had to laugh.

The driver introduced himself as an Executive Food Concierge with a Multi-International Hors d’oeuvre Delivery Service.

In plain English, he’s a DoorDash driver.

Having worked as a DoorDash driver myself, I have to admit I wish I’d thought of that title. It certainly sounds more impressive than “guy trying to find apartment 3B in the dark while someone’s burrito gets cold.”

Honestly, I’d give the guy an interview just for originality. Anyone who can transform “I deliver takeout” into a title that sounds like it belongs on a corporate office door clearly understands the power of words. He found a way to highlight what he does while making people smile.

And that’s a skill in itself.

No, I wouldn’t recommend stretching the truth on a résumé, but there is something to be said for presenting yourself confidently and creatively. Sometimes the difference between sounding ordinary and sounding impressive is simply choosing better words.

What do you think? Is this clever marketing of personal skills, or would you roll your eyes if this résumé landed on your desk?

Proof That Common Sense Isn’t Common

Have you ever heard the expression “And they walk among us” — usually said with that tone of marvelous disbelief? Then we laugh and shake our heads. How could anyone be so stupid!

Well, I’ve found a creator who has built his entire brand around calling out these moments. His name is Bizmanic, and he has perfected the art of showcasing the everyday absurdities of the human race.

Some of his greatest hits include:

• Are You Smarter Than the Average Customer

• Top 20 Complaints

• Top 10 Entitled Customers

• Top 10 Dumbest Reasons Someone Got Fired

• Complaints From Entitled People Who Went on Vacation

• And the best of all: a list of ridiculous product warning labels

There are probably more, but honestly… aren’t these enough?

Let me give you a few examples of the kinds of stories he tells — and yes, these things really do happen.

Story Box 1 — The Comcast Call

Let me give you an example. This is a story about being a call center helpline representative for Comcast aka Xfinity. You know, that company we all love to hate. Callers are mad before you even have a chance to pick up the phone. I’ve even answered this very same question. So here it is

I can assure you this really happens. I spent nine years at Comcast, several of them in that same tech‑support queue, and I have personally answered this exact question more times than I can count. Back then, before everyone switched to streaming, the cable box was the only clue people had. Now your smart TV just taps into Wi‑Fi — but if the power is out, nothing works anyway.

Story Box 2 — The Blockbuster Puppy Incident

Do you remember Blockbuster Video? Rows and rows of VHS tapes and DVDs lining the walls.

A customer once walked in, looked around at all the movie cases, and asked:

“So… where do you keep the puppies?”

I still don’t know what movie they thought they were renting, but I sincerely hope they didn’t leave disappointed.

Story Box 3 — The Grocery Store Beef Revelation

Then there was the customer who was shocked — genuinely shocked — to learn that beef comes from cows. This was brand‑new information to them.

Please, for the love of all that is holy, do not let this person do my grocery shopping.

But like I said, the warning labels post was the best. These are the ones that make me question Darwin. Survival of the fittest? If you need these warnings, how are you still walking among us?

A few gems:

• “Do not iron clothes while wearing them.”

• “Not for contact with eyes or genitals.”

• “Remove child before folding stroller.”

So folks, if you want a good laugh and don’t mind someone poking fun at the absurdities of life, you have to check out Bizmanic on Facebook. He’s proof that common sense isn’t common — but at least it’s entertaining.