Kitty Poo Club Day

cardboard litter box set up in front of striped curtains and on brown rug

The Usual Morning Routine

Most mornings follow a predictable pattern: feed, scoop, give treats, then retreat for a nap. Zoomies are optional but usually included if someone uses the litter box right after breakfast. Banner and Balboa know this schedule by heart. When I finish scooping, I can always count on them sitting like furry statues in the living room, waiting for their treats.

When the Monthly Routine Changes

Once a month, everything shifts. The Kitty Poo Club box arrives, and I drag it inside (literally — it’s heavy). With three fresh litter boxes, it’s more than just a quick scoop. It’s open the box, assemble the new trays, carry each one to its proper location, pour in the fresh litter, then deal with the old boxes.

My Box‑of‑Poop Phobia

I scoop the poop out before sealing the old boxes with tape and re‑boxing them. That step is just me being phobic. I can carry a bag of poop, but a box of poop? No thank you.

The Cats Know Exactly What’s Happening

Here’s the funny part: Banner and Balboa know exactly what’s happening, and they hold their poop until the new boxes are ready.

As soon as I swap out the first box, there’s a stampede to see who gets to christen it. Whoever wins gets the first poop. The loser trots off to the bedroom and sits politely beside Box #2, waiting his turn. Once Box #2 is set up, he hops in and does his business. I guess it’s their way of marking territory.

Why We Use Three Litter Boxes

The third box is the “extra” box. I’ve always followed the recommendation of one more box than cats: two cats = three boxes. That way there’s no waiting, no fights, and almost never an accident.

A Flashback to My Three‑Cat Household

Years ago, when I had three cats, I used three regular plastic boxes and one automatic litter box a neighbor gave me. My tuxedo cat claimed that automatic box as his personal royal privy. He guarded it and refused to let the others near it. Some cats take their bathroom politics very seriously.

 

A Longer Month Means Grumpy Cats

This month was a long one between checks — five weeks instead of four — so I had to delay the Kitty Poo delivery. Judging from how fast Banner and Balboa raced to the fresh litter, I think they were unimpressed with that extra week. They probably compared it to us using a porta‑potty or a gas station restroom. You all know exactly what I mean.

Back on Track With Kitty Poo Club

But we’re back on track now with a regular four‑week delivery. I do love Kitty Poo Club. Disposable litter boxes are so much easier than stinky plastic ones — and clearly, Banner and Balboa approve

Disclosure

This post includes an affiliate link. If you use it, I may earn a small commission — which Banner and Balboa assure me should go toward maintaining their monthly “fresh box” tradition. Thanks for supporting my little corner of the internet.

 

WMEO 9 — Feline News Desk Commentary- What’s in a Name

The Newroom cats of WMEO prepare to share thier thoughts on the mews of the day

WMEO 9 — Feline News Desk Commentary- What’s in a name?

Broadcasting live from the living room newsroom

Banner:WMEO 9 Breaking Mews: “The humans are renaming lakes now. Apparently renaming the Gulf of Mexico wasn’t enough — they’ve moved inland.”

Balboa: “Next up: renaming puddles. I call dibs on the one under the kitchen sink.”

Banner: “Experts say Lake Ontario might become Lake America. I say experts need a nap.”

Balboa: I renamed my litter box Lake Trump. It still smells and its still a terrible idea. Still more thought than the humans put into theirs.”

Banner: “Experts say renaming a lake doesn’t fix anything. I say experts should look at my brother’s litter box.

Balboa: “Hey! My litter box is a natural ecosystem. It has layers and  history. It has… sediment.”

Banner: “It has EPA violations.”

Kitty Litter box with a sign designating it as Lake Trump. 2 crayons sit ont he floor

WMEO Educational Moment

Banner: “By the way, Lake Ontario already has a name. It comes from the Huron and Iroquois languages meaning ‘great lake,’ ‘beautiful lake,’ or ‘sparkling waters.’”

Balboa: “So it already had a good name. Unlike my litter box.”

Banner: “Correct. Some things don’t need renaming. Some things need cleaning.”

2 Newsroom cats signing off at the end of thier mewscast

 

Banner: “More updates as the humans continue renaming things nobody asked them to.”

This has been a WMEO Commentary. We Meow-You Listen

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Do Cats Really Need a $900 bathroom?

Three cats interact with a Litter‑Robot automated litter box, with one cat sitting inside the $900 self‑cleaning unit and two others standing nearby in a modern home. Great example of how multi‑cat households use high‑end automatic litter boxes.

Litter Robots and other Automated  Kitty Litters

Do the cats really need a $900 bathroom? Probably not. But after looking at what these robo‑cans can do — and what I’m spending every month on disposable boxes — I’m starting to think the question might actually be: does the hooman need one?  And lets face it, not every automated litter box is $900. That’s just the top of the line. The less expensive models start at around $200.

They’ve Come a Long Way, Baby

It’s been more than 20 years since one of my kitties used an automated litter box. Back then, the “fancy” version was basically a plastic tray with a rake, a timer, and a little box to collect the dirty litter. It made noise, it jammed, and it was about as subtle as a blender.

Fast‑forward to today and you’d hardly recognize the new generation. We’ve gone from clunky rectangles to sleek circular robo‑cans that look like they’re preparing for re‑entry. They’re quieter, more efficient, and definitely more dramatic.

But instead of listening to me ramble, let’s let our furry consultants — Banner and Balboa — chime in on the real‑world pros and cons. Can these high‑tech contraptions actually make life easier for the hoomans?

Let’s hear what the boys have to say.

Banner and Balboa Review the Robo‑Cans

Banner’s Take

“Look, I’m a reasonable guy. I don’t mind a little technology as long as it doesn’t beep at me. Automated litter boxes have their perks — they keep things tidy, they scoop themselves, and they mean my hooman isn’t hovering around with a plastic shovel like she’s panning for gold. Oreo the cat uses one. Abram Engle’s cats use one. Clearly, some felines are living the high‑tech dream.”

Banner’s Pros:

  • The box stays cleaner (fewer surprises for the hooman)
  • No waiting for someone to remember it’s cleaning day
  • Great for multi‑cat households
  • Cuts down on odor (Banner insists this is Balboa’s fault, not his)

Banner’s Cons:

  • Some models make suspicious noises
  • Mid‑cycle rumbling can interrupt a peaceful bathroom moment
  • If the hooman forgets to empty the waste drawer, the whole system gets cranky
  • Expensive — Banner says the money should go toward treats

Balboa’s Take

“I don’t trust anything that moves without me telling it to. I’m a simple man. I dig, I cover, I leave. But I will admit — the automated box does keep my paws cleaner. And I like a fresh surface every time. Still, I’m watching it. Closely.”

Balboa’s Pros:

  • Fresh litter every visit
  • Less tracking around the house
  • No hooman hovering with judgmental eyes
  • Great for cats who appreciate cleanliness (Balboa says this is him, obviously)

 

Balboa’s Cons:

  • The machine occasionally hums like it’s plotting
  • Some units are too small for “majestic gentlemen of substance”
  • If the sensors fail, it becomes a very expensive sandbox
  • Balboa believes anything with a motor is “up to something”

So… What’s With the App?

The last time I used an automated litter box, there was no app — just a timer and a prayer. Today’s robo‑cans are basically little computers with litter inside, and the app is a big part of how they work.

Here’s what the app actually does (and why you might care):

1. Tracks your cat’s bathroom habits

The box can tell:

  • how often each cat goes
  • how long they stay
  • if someone is suddenly going more or less
  • if a cat hasn’t used the box in hours (a medical red flag)

For multi‑cat households, this is huge. Banner and Balboa would basically have their own bathroom analytics.

2. Alerts you when the waste drawer is full

No more guessing. The app politely pings you:

  • “Drawer full.”
  • “Litter low.”
  • “Sensor blocked because someone kicked litter into the corner again.”

3. Lets you control the cleaning cycle

You can:

  • start a cleaning cycle
  • pause it
  • adjust the wait time after a cat leaves
  • turn off the machine at night

Great for nervous cats (Balboa) who don’t want the box coming alive mid‑pee.

4. Helps diagnose problems

If something jams, the app tells you:

  • what jammed
  • how to fix it
  • whether the sensor is dirty
  • whether the motor is struggling

5. Multi‑cat identification

Some models can tell which cat used the box based on:

  • weight
  • timing
  • pattern

This is how Oreo’s hooman and Abram Engle keep track of their cats’ health.

6. Remote monitoring

If you’re away for the day, you can check:

  • is the box working
  • is the drawer full
  • did the cats use it normally

Peace of mind for anxious hoomans.

Where I Stand on MeoWant (For Now)

I originally joined MeoWant’s affiliate program because their branding is gorgeous and their blog posts are genuinely helpful. But after digging deeper into real‑world feedback, I’m not quite ready to promote their litter box. So far, the only reviews I can find are on Reddit — and Reddit tends to skew negative on everything, so it’s hard to get a clear picture.

Since we haven’t had the opportunity to try MeoWant ourselves, I’m putting this partnership on pause for now. I only recommend products I trust, and I want more solid information before I give it my stamp of approval.

In the meantime, you can check them out for yourself here. If you decide to give them a try, I’d genuinely love to hear about your experience.

So… Is an Automated Litter Box Worth It?

For us, the jury’s still out — but the idea gets a solid thumbs‑up. I spend about $90 a month on Kitty Poo Club for three boxes and litter. At that rate, an automated litter box would basically pay for itself in about three months, and the ongoing supplies (litter + the occasional filter or liner) couldn’t possibly add up to the same $90 monthly cost. Even if the boys decide the robo‑can is “plotting,” the math is hard to ignore. Cleaner paws, fewer odors, less scooping, and long‑term savings? That’s at least worth keeping on the table… or in this case, in the bathroom.

Final Thought

If the future of cat bathrooms is robotic, Banner and Balboa say they’re willing to adapt… as long as the robot remembers who actually runs this house.

This post contains an affiliate link to MeoWant. If you make a purchase through that link, the Dusty Roads team (with enthusiastic supervision from Banner and Balboa) may earn a small commission at no extra cost to you. Your support helps keep the blog — and the cats — happily exploring new things.

Introducing MeoWant-A Cat Centric Partnership

MeoWant Joins the Family

I got invited to be an affiliate for Meowant, a company that leans into the techy side of cat care — think automated litter boxes, smart cleaning systems, a sleek pet fountain, air purifiers, and a grooming kit. If you’re someone who loves automation and gadgets that make pet care easier, they’ve got a surprisingly robust lineup. Check out the full line up here

A must have litter box for your cat. Makes cleanup a breeze

Around here, we’re still using our trusty old fountain (it has a few good years left in it), and automated litter boxes aren’t the best match for Banner’s… creative output style. But plenty of cat households swear by automated setups, and Meowant has several options for people who like their pet gear on the high‑tech side.

For now, I’m giving them a cozy little spot in Dusty’s Picks — a soft hello while we see where the partnership goes and whether their catalog grows into something that fits our home even better down the line. In the meantime thier web page has lots of cute cat pictures. Check it out here.


 

Cat Logic and the Pooping Game

 


🐾 Cat Logic: Why Your Feline Thinks the Litter Box Is a Throne

There’s a moment every cat parent knows: your feline struts into the litter box like royalty entering a private chamber. The tail lifts. The eyes narrow. And then—complete silence, as if the kingdom awaits a decree.

Self Cleaning litter Box

Self Cleaning litter Box

But why do cats treat their litter boxes like thrones? Let’s unravel the mystery of feline bathroom behavior, one absurd theory at a time.


👑 Theory #1: The Royal Flush

To your cat, the litter box isn’t just a place to “go”—it’s a symbol of power. They bury their business like ancient pharaohs hiding treasure. The act is ceremonial. The stare afterward? That’s your cat making sure you witnessed their greatness.

Cat Stare- Balboa photo credit Deb Neumann

Translation: “I have pooped. You may applaud.”


🧠 Theory #2: The Existential Sandbox

Cats are philosophers. The litter box is their Zen garden. Each paw swipe is a meditation. Each grain of litter, a metaphor for the fleeting nature of existence.

Why is my Cat Kicking Litter Out of the Box? | PrettyLitter

Translation: “I dig, therefore I am.”


🕵️‍♀️ Theory #3: The Secret Agent Cover-Up

Ever notice how your cat buries their waste with the precision of a covert operative? That’s not instinct—it’s espionage. They’re hiding evidence from rival spies (aka the dog, the vacuum, or you).

Why does my cat kick litter all over the place? 4 tips from ...

 

Translation: “Mission complete. No trace left behind.”


🛁 Theory #4: The Spa Experience

Some cats linger in the litter box like they’re at a spa. They stretch. They yawn. They might even sit there post-business, contemplating life.

 

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Translation: “This is my me-time. Kindly remove yourself.”


🐈‍⬛ Bonus: The Litter Box Standoff

Ever had two cats and one box? Welcome to the ultimate showdown. It’s not about territory—it’s about drama. One cat enters. The other watches. Tension builds. Someone flinches. No one blinks.

Translation: “This box ain’t big enough for the both of us.”


🚀 Theory #5: The Post-Poop Zoomies—A Royal Exit

You’ve seen it. One moment your cat is calmly exiting the litter box, and the next—ZOOOM! They’re tearing through the house like they’ve just escaped a dragon’s lair.

The Curious Case of Post-Poop Zoomies in Cats: What's Behind the Frenz –  Purrtastic Presents

This isn’t random. It’s a victory lap. A celebration. A declaration of freedom and feline finesse.

Translation: “I have lightened my load. I am speed.”

Some experts say it’s a burst of energy from relief. Others claim it’s instinctual—fleeing the “scene” to avoid predators. But we know the truth: it’s pure drama. Cats don’t just leave the litter box. They exit stage left with flair.

Bonus points if they pause mid-zoom to stare at you like you’re the weird one.

 


✨ Final Thoughts

To us, it’s just a box of litter. To them, it’s a throne, a stage, a battlefield, and a sanctuary. Cat logic may be mysterious, but it’s never boring.

So next time your feline gazes at you mid-squat with regal intensity, just remember: you’re in the presence of greatness.

Now go scoop the royal chamber. The King has spoken.

Banner & Balboa Survey their Kingdom- Photo credit Deb Neumann