What’s For Breakfast?

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šŸŒ… When Breakfast Stops Behaving

I used to love breakfast. It was my favorite meal of the day — easy, low‑mess, and full of the good stuff: bacon, sausage, eggs… or muffins and pancakes if I was feeling decadent.

But lately? Breakfast just hasn’t been sitting well, and I’m not sure why. My usual rotation is simple: a basic omelet with bacon or sausage, or two poached eggs on toast with (again) bacon or sausage. Suddenly none of it appeals.

🧁 The Muffin Era

So I pivoted to muffins. Bran muffins, cinnamon muffins, mini donut muffins, even chocolate chip muffins. Fruit muffins are next — blueberry or apple, most likely.

I’ve shared plenty of quick breads too, but even those aren’t calling my name.

And then there are the cruffins. Quick, fun, small‑batch friendly… but nope. Not in the mood for those either.

šŸ§‡ Waffles? Not Today

I don’t have a waffle iron, and I’m not fond of frozen waffles. They’re thin, frosty, and somehow manage to burn on one corner while staying damp on the other. Hard pass.

šŸ„ž Pancakes to the Rescue

So I finally settled on pancakes. I haven’t made them in a while. I usually have a box mix around somewhere, but I think it may have gone out the door during the Great Pantry Purge.

No problem — pancake mix is easy to whip together and keeps beautifully in an airtight container. Here’s my basic mix in case you get a craving and don’t have a box handy.


šŸ„ž Basic Homemade Pancake Mix (No Box Needed)

Dry Mix

Whisk together and store in a jar, or make it fresh each time:

  • 1 cup all‑purpose flour
  • 2 tablespoons sugar
  • 2 teaspoons baking powder
  • ¼ teaspoon salt

To Make Pancakes From the Mix

Add:

  • 1 cup dry mix
  • 1 cup milk
  • 1 egg
  • 2 tablespoons melted butter or oil
  • Optional: ½ teaspoon vanilla

Stir until just combined — a few lumps are good. Cook on a lightly greased skillet over medium heat until bubbles form, flip, and finish cooking.

Hot and fluffy pamcakes swimming in butter and maple syrup to start the day


🐾 Banner, the Uninvited Sous‑Chef

Banner was sitting on the grill offering to ā€œhelp.ā€ Since I didn’t feel like a battle with him this morning, I pulled out my electric fry pan instead. While I mixed up the batter, I added just enough oil to coat the bottom, and right before pouring the batter, I swiped the surface with butter — a little treat I don’t usually bother with.

I had room for three small pancakes, and they started to sizzle immediately. The butter gave them a crispy, browned edge, and the controlled heat gave them a lovely rise. Not a bad way to start the day.


🄣 Bonus: Big‑Batch Pantry Mix

If you like having your own homemade pancake mix ready to scoop and go, here’s a larger batch you can keep in a jar.

šŸ„ž Big‑Batch Homemade Pancake Mix

Makes about 7–8 cups of dry mix (enough for ~6–7 breakfasts)

Dry Mix (store in a large jar or canister):

  • 6 cups all‑purpose flour
  • 12 tablespoons sugar (¾ cup)
  • 6 tablespoons baking powder
  • 1 tablespoon + 1 teaspoon salt

Whisk thoroughly so the baking powder is evenly distributed. Store airtight.

To Make Pancakes From the Big Batch

For 1 batch (about 8 pancakes):

  • 1 cup pancake mix
  • 1 cup milk
  • 1 egg
  • 2 tablespoons melted butter or oil
  • Optional: ½ teaspoon vanilla

Mix gently, cook on medium heat, flip when bubbly.

Notes from Dusty’s Test Kitchen

  • Fits perfectly in a standard half‑gallon jar or tall canister.
  • Shake or stir before scooping if it’s been sitting.
  • Double it if you want a ā€œseasonal prepperā€ stash — keeps 2–3 months in the pantry, 6+ months in the freezer.
  • Add cinnamon or nutmeg to the dry mix for a cozy version.

šŸ“ A Sweet Finish

Now you’re all set to make pancakes whenever the mood strikes. This time of year, a dollop of rhubarb sauce instead of maple syrup gives them a sweet‑tart punch.

Enjoy.


 

The Five‑Second Rule and Other Delicious Lies We Tell Ourselves

 


✨ The Myths, Legends, and Laughs of Kitchen Folklore

There are a few myths and legends that sneak into everyday food handling. One that comes to mind immediately is the Five‑Second Rule. Ever heard of it? I seem to run into it constantly. I’ve even heard it mentioned in TV programs like The Simpsons—and believe it or not, Julia Child herself once scooped up dropped food on camera. She never said the rule out loud, but that moment alone helped cement it in modern kitchen culture.

The Five‑Second Rule: Convenient, Comforting… and Completely Wrong

For anyone who’s never watched TV or has their head buried like an ostrich, the Five‑Second Rule is the belief that food dropped on the floor is safe to eat if you pick it up within five seconds.

Unfortunately, science has rained on that parade. Studies show bacteria can transfer to food almost instantly. How much depends on the food, the surface, and how dirty that surface is. The myth sticks around because it’s a handy excuse not to waste food—but it’s not exactly a food‑safety strategy.

Understanding the risks helps us make better choices and reminds us that hygiene matters more than wishful thinking.

The Jelly‑Side‑Down Curse

Another favorite saying is that toast always lands jelly‑side down. Don’t laugh—think about it. I always assumed the extra weight of the butter or jelly caused the flip… or maybe it’s just a breakfast version of Murphy’s Law.

But there’s actually physics behind it. Toast usually starts jelly‑side up on a plate. When it slips, it only has time to rotate about half a turn before hitting the floor—landing jelly‑side down. Not bad luck. Just gravity with a sense of humor.

The Pancake Theorem: The First One’s Always a Dud

There’s a whole plethora of kitchen sayings, but one of my favorites is the Pancake Theorem:
ā€œThe first one’s always a dud.ā€

As someone who struggled for years to make the perfect pancake, I can confirm this one from personal experience. I’m happy to report that with improved kitchen skills, I now make pancakes from scratch—company‑worthy ones, no less—and I’ve finally overcome the first‑pancake curse.

Why does that first pancake misbehave? A few reasons: the pan isn’t evenly heated yet, the oil hasn’t settled, and the batter is still adjusting to the temperature. So the first one comes out pale, blotchy, or shaped like a map of New Jersey. It’s folklore backed by kitchen physics.

A Final Bite

So, my friend, tuck these sayings away for a quick kitchen chuckle. Just don’t rely on the Five‑Second Rule. That’s one myth best left on the floor—preferably with the jelly‑side down.


 

Crepes or Pancakes

Crepes or Pancakes

I am so proud of myself. I made crepes for the first time about a week ago. I’d never tried to make these skinny pancakes and don’t know what made me decide to try but I am happy to report they were a success. Now this comes from someone who has never, ever been able to make a decent pancake. (Unless it’s an apple pancake)Ā 

Apple Pancake- Photo credit Deb Neumann

Pancakes are supposed to be easy right? Well I have never been successful. I finally settled on super fat (thick)Ā  BisquickĀ  pancakes or a trip to IHop for my pancake fix. Then I saw an episode on Food Network about pancakes and it’s been percolating in the back of my mind. After all if I can make a successful crepe I should be able to make pancakes, right?

The Crepes

I think of crepes as a breakfast food so I made my first ones Strawberry but I thinkĀ  next time I will go for savory instead of sweet. Maybe stuff them with sausage and eggs.Ā Ā 

Photo credit Deb Neumann

 

The recipe was very simple and easy. From Allrecipes.com

Basic Crepes

Prep time- 10 minutes

Cook time 20 minutes (Mine was less)

Total Time 30 minutes

Ingredients

  • 1 Cup All Purpose flour
  • 2 large eggs
  • 1/2 Cup milk
  • 1/2 Cup water
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt
  • 2 Tablespoons butter , melted

Directions

  1. Whisk flour and eggs together in a large mixing bowl. Gradually add in milk and water, stirring to combine. Add Salt and melted butter. Beat until smooth.
  2. Heat a lightly oiled griddle or frying pan over medium-high heat. Pour or scoop the batter onto the griddle using approximately 1/4 cup of batter for each crepe. Tilt the pan with a circular motion so the batter coats the surface evenly.
  3. Cook until the top of the crepe is no longer wet and the bottom has turned light brown. 1-2 minutes. Run a spatula around the edge of the crepe to loosen and flip to cook the other side. About a minute more. Serve hot.

Pancakes for One

Photo Credit Deb Neumann

Recipe from One dish kitchen

With a successful crepe experience behind me I moved on to my nemesis, pancakes. I was really brave too. I didn’t even use a mix! Pancakes from scratch coming up and wonder of wonders, they were good!

Prep Time- 5 minutesĀ  Ā Cook time – 10 minutesĀ  Total time – 15 minutes

Ingredients

  • 1 Cup all purpose flour
  • 1 teaspoon baking powder
  • 1/2 Tablespoon sugar
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt
  • 1 large egg
  • 3/4 Cup Milk
  • 1/4 teaspoon vanilla extractĀ 
  • 1 Tablespoon salted butter (melted)
  • 1 teaspoon salted butter for the pan/griddle

Directions

  1. In a large bowl whisk together the flour, baking powder, sugar and salt.
  2. In another bowl beat the egg and then whisk in the milk, vanilla and melted butter
  3. Pour wet ingredients into dry ingredients and mix until just incorporated. Lumps are ok. If the batter is too thick add more milk a little at a time.
  4. Melt Butter in a large skillet or griddle over medium heat.
  5. Ladle about 3/4 cup of batter onto the skillet to make a pancake
  6. Cook until bubbles break the surface of the pancake and the underside is golden brown (about 3 minutes)
  7. Flip with a spatula and cook about 1 minutes more on the 2nd side.
  8. Repeat until the batter is used up.

Even with this scaled down recipe there was more batter than I needed for just me. I made two pancakes for me and probably had enough batter left for 3 or 4 more.Ā 

So which one do you want to try first?

 

Enjoy- They are yummy!

Slappy Cakes

One of the things I didn’t mention about our search for the resort was that what finally turned the tide was when one of the people I spoke with told me to turn at the corner where SlappyĀ Cakes was located.

Now that might not have been such a significant suggestion except I’d just heard about Slappy Cakes from, of all people, my dentist! Yes, my dentist goes to Maui frequently. He said we HAD to go to Slappy Cakes but he wouldn’t tell me any more than that.

Of course that got me curious and with the miracle of the internet I quickly learned that Slappy Cakes was a breakfast venue specializing in pancakes. What makes it special is that you get to cook your pancakes yourself. Now this might not sound like fun but the way its done changes everything.

When I first told my sister about it she was less than enthusiastic (she didn’t think cooking her own breakfast was a fun way to spend the morning) Ā but being the good sport she is, she gave in and agreed to give it a try. It wasn’t what she expected. In fact it turned into one of her favorite places for breakfast.

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Slappycakes is like the pancake version of a Japanese steak house. You have a heated grill in the middle of the table. You order the batter (we liked the buttermilk) and any add in’s. We were partial to the blueberries. Sandy thought they tasted like the wild blueberries we used to pick as kids.

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The waiter brings out the fixings and gives each person a spatula.slappy-cakes3 minutes a side and you have yummy pancakes. Kids like it because they can get creative with the batter then eat their creations.

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The bacon was good too. Nice and crisp. We went back 2 more times before our visit was over.

 

It’s Apple Pickin’ Season

As you know I am not a food blogger. I can cook but I like basic , home style cooking. I’m happy with meatloaf and mashed potatoes instead of chicken cordon bleu. That said I felt I had to share this recipe. Although you can certainly make it all year round, IĀ tend to think of it when the fresh apples abound. So here it is. Enjoy

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Apple PancakeĀ 

  • 1/2 cup flower (I like BisquickĀ  but any all purpose flower will work)
  • 1/2 cup milk
  • 2 eggs
  • 1 large or 2 medium size apples (Granny smith, Macintosh are great…cortlands tend to get a bit mushy)
  • 2 Tablespoons butter or margarine
  • 2 tablespoons granulated sugar
  • 1 teaspoon cinnamon
  • 1/2 cup brown sugar (optional)

Preheat oven to 400 degrees F.

Mix sugar and cinnamon. Set aside

WhiskĀ flour, milk and eggs together until smooth. Melt butter in cast iron skillet (this is essential). Remove from heat. Pour mixture into skillet. Peal and thinly slice the apples. Place on top of mixture. Sprinkle with cinnamon and sugar mixture. Sprinkle brown sugar on top of that. Bake 20 minutes.

Enjoy.

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Additional Tips and comments:

You can serve with syrup but I don’t think it needs it. I don’t peel the apples either as I like the skins. If you use a stick margarine or butter you get a crispier crust than with a whipped margarine. That’s also the theory behind the cast iron pan. You could use a pie plate but you won’t get as much “crisp.”