Breaking News from the Feline Desk 

Live from WMEO- We Meow, you listen

Balboa reporting live from the newsroom (the sunny patch on the floor): Attention, human readers. Mom has discovered a very important annual sweepstakes from the National Park Foundation. The prize includes airfare, a customizable National Park vacation, and $10,000 in travel funds. That’s… a lot of treats.

Banner adds: You can pick any park you haven’t visited yet — Yosemite, Channel Islands, Bryce, Zion, Arches, Canyonlands, Capitol Reef… basically all the places Mom talks about while we pretend to listen.

National Park Sweepstake

Balboa again: Entry requires a donation unless you send a postcard. Mom says this month’s budget is already spoken for, so she’s bookmarking it for next year. Very responsible human behavior.

Banner’s closing statement: We fully support Mom entering next year. More parks = more photos = more chances for us to photobomb her blog. Also, we would like to ride in the red convertible she keeps mentioning. We promise not to shed. Much.

If you enter this year, we wish you luck. We would love to hear that one of our readers won the trip.

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