Make Way for Ducklings


Make Way for Ducklings: Boston’s Most Beloved (and Frequently Kidnapped) Family

If you’ve ever wandered through the Boston Public Garden, you’ve probably met the city’s most famous residents: Mrs. Mallard and her eight ducklings, immortalized in bronze and endlessly climbed on by children, tourists, and the occasional overly enthusiastic adult who should know better.

They’re based on the classic 1941 children’s book Make Way for Ducklings by Robert McCloskey — which, in a very Massachusetts move, has been officially declared the Commonwealth’s children’s book. Because of course it has. If we love something, we legislate it (remember the chowder?).


A Duck Family Cast in Bronze

The bronze duck family was created by sculptor Nancy Schön and installed in 1987. They’re lined up in a neat little row — Mrs. Mallard in front, followed by Jack, Kack, Lack, Mack, Nack, Ouack, Pack, and Quack — and they are:

  • rubbed shiny by millions of tiny hands
  • photographed more than the average Kardashian
  • climbed on daily
  • and beloved in a way that borders on civic obsession

If you stand there long enough, you’ll see at least one toddler attempt to ride Mrs. Mallard like a Kentucky Derby contender. 

Years of tiny hands have polished them so shiny they practically glow — and honestly, that tracks. New Englanders love to touch bronze animals for good luck. It’s right up there with eating chowder on a hot day and pretending we don’t mind the weather.


Dressed for Every Occasion

People dress these ducks up more often than most folks I know change their own outfits. Depending on the season, you might find them wearing:

  • Easter bonnets
  • Patriots jerseys
  • Red Sox gear
  • Scarves in winter
  • Pride flags in June
  • Pumpkin hats in October
  • Graduation caps (because Boston has more colleges than Dunkin’ locations, and that’s saying something)

There’s no official “duck stylist,” but somehow the outfits appear like magic. It’s very Boston: no one admits to doing it, but everyone approves.

Honestly, they get dressed up more often than the average Bostonian heading to a Patriots game in January — and we’ll wear anything as long as it’s warm and vaguely team‑colored.

Make Way for Ducklings statues in the Boston Public Garden


The Great Ducknappings of Boston

Here’s the part that always makes people blink:
The ducklings get stolen. Frequently.

Not all eight at once — that would require a level of planning usually reserved for heists — but one or two at a time. Usually it’s:

  • a prank
  • a drunken college student
  • or someone who thought, “You know what my dorm room needs? A 40‑pound bronze duck.”

They almost always get returned, sometimes anonymously, sometimes by a sheepish parent dragging a guilty teenager by the elbow. The city keeps replacement molds on standby because Boston has accepted that this is simply part of life now.

It’s practically a local sport, right behind candlepin bowling and arguing about which place has the “real” clam chowder.


Why We Love Them

There’s something about these statues that hits people right in the heart. Maybe it’s nostalgia for the book. Maybe it’s the charm of a duck family marching through the Garden like they own the place. Or maybe it’s that deep New England instinct to adopt anything small, cute, and slightly chaotic — see also: our weather.

Whatever it is, the ducks are woven into Boston’s identity. They’re whimsical, sturdy, slightly chaotic, and beloved — which, come to think of it, describes the city pretty well too.


 

Meet Webster Lake: Home to the Longest Name in the U.S.

Welcome sign in Webster, Massachusetts featuring the full name of Webster Lake (Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg) and referencing the Nipmuc Indian heritage.

A Lake Name That Looks Like a Scrabble Accident

I thought I knew my home state pretty well. I’ve lived here long enough to pronounce “Worcester” without breaking a sweat, and I can even handle “Leominster” on a good day. But apparently I’ve been walking around completely unaware of a lake whose name looks like someone dropped a Scrabble bag down a flight of stairs.

Meet Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg.

Yes, that’s real.
No, I did not just make that up.
And no, I cannot pronounce it — I’m already out of my depth and possibly in over my head.

Why Locals Just Call It Webster Lake

With 45 letters and 14 syllables, this Webster, Massachusetts lake holds the title for the longest place name in the United States and one of the longest in the world. Locals, being practical New Englanders with no time for linguistic gymnastics, simply call it Webster Lake.

Honestly, I don’t blame them. If I had to say the full name every time I wanted to go kayaking, I’d never leave the house.

The Real Meaning (and the Joke One Everyone Knows)

The name comes from the Nipmuc people, and the real translation is something along the lines of “fishing place at the boundary.”

But New Englanders being New Englanders, a joke translation has been floating around for decades:

“You fish on your side, I fish on my side, and nobody fishes in the middle.”

Is it accurate? No.
Is it delightful? Absolutely.

A Beautiful Lake With a Sense of Humor

The lake itself is lovely — calm water, tree‑lined shores, and a whole lot of pride from the town of Webster, which has embraced its famously unpronounceable claim to fame. There are even signs with the full name, just in case you want to test your eyesight or your patience.

And honestly, if my GPS ever tried to pronounce this name out loud, I’d have to pull over. I don’t need my car swerving because the navigation system had a nervous breakdown.

I had never even heard of this lake until today, so discovering it felt like stumbling onto a secret Massachusetts side quest.


Things to Do When You Visit Webster Lake

Webster Lake or Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg if you are feeeling linguistically brave,  is tucked into central Massachusetts, where you’ll find no shortage of lake‑day activities

• Enjoy Memorial Beach
A sandy public beach with lifeguards in summer, picnic tables, and plenty of space to relax.

• Take a lake cruise
Seasonal boat tours give you the full view — and you get to hear the captain pronounce the name so you don’t have to.

• Rent a kayak or paddleboard
The lake is calm and perfect for paddling. Plus, you can brag later that you kayaked on a lake with a 45‑letter name.

• Explore the shoreline
Quiet spots to walk, sit, or just enjoy the water without needing to swim.

• Grab lunch in downtown Webster
Casual diners, pizza, ice cream — all close by and very Massachusetts.

• Snap a photo with the famous sign
The full name is printed loud and proud. It’s practically a requirement to take a picture with it.


Final Thoughts

If you decide to visit, don’t worry — calling it “Webster Lake” will get you there just fine.

 

 

Bridge of Flowers Opens for the Season

The Bridge of Flowers in Shelburne, MA is open for the season. This one‑of‑a‑kind flower‑covered trolley bridge is cared for by skilled gardeners and volunteers, making it the perfect spot for a quiet, restorative stop. Enjoy the blooms — and take care of the environment while you’re there.

The Bridge of Flowers announces it's annual spring opening

The Bridge of Flowers began as a simple trolley bridge, reborn as a public garden in 1929.  The Bridge of Flowers Committee lovingly cares for the floral displays  season after season for everyone to enjoy. Open from May to October.

Welcome to Alabama, Please Claim a Stranger’s Suitcase

 

America is weird, but Alabama’s Unclaimed Baggage store might just take the crown.

A Tourist Attraction Built on Lost Suitcases

You’ve got to wonder about a state where one of the biggest tourist draws is… lost luggage. America is weird, but Alabama’s Unclaimed Baggage store might just take the crown. Tucked away in Scottsboro, this retail oddity specializes in selling the contents of bags that never made it back to their owners.

If You’re Nervous About Losing Your Own Bag…

I get it—flying to a store full of lost luggage feels like tempting fate. What’s to stop your own suitcase from joining the lonely, unclaimed masses while you’re browsing the racks? If that thought makes you twitchy, good news: they have an online shop. You can treasure‑hunt from the safety of your couch.

A Business Born From a Pickup Truck and $300

The store has been around for more than 50 years, and its origin story is peak American entrepreneurship. In 1970, Doyle Owens borrowed a pickup truck and $300, then bought his first load of unclaimed bags from a Trailways bus station. By 1978, he’d struck deals with airlines—starting with Eastern Airlines—and the volume (and the weirdness) exploded.

When the South Became a Ski Destination

One of the store’s most famous traditions began in 1981: the annual Ski Sale. Alabama isn’t exactly known for snow, but the store had mountains of lost ski gear looking for a home. Winter sports fans flocked in, and the event became so popular that people now camp out in the parking lot on the first Saturday of November just to be first through the door.

A Snapshot of Humanity, One Suitcase at a Time

The inventory comes from airlines and transportation companies across the country, making the store a strange little museum of what people pack for their travels. Clothes, electronics, souvenirs, oddities—you name it, it’s probably passed through Scottsboro at some point.

Detour Worth Taking

So next time you pack a bag and head to Alabama, skip the dolphin cruise and the Civil Rights walking tour just this once. Take a detour to Scottsboro and wander through the land of lost luggage. Who knows—maybe you’ll even spot the suitcase that never made it to Florida on your last trip.


 

Bing Wallpaper does it again! Portland Head Light

Bing Wallpaper does it again!

Once again I have to sing the praises of Bing Photography. I’ve mentioned it here before — from razorbills to green sea turtles, their wildlife shots are breathtaking — but this morning they surprised me with an old friend on my desktop: a true New England icon.

Portland Head Light, the oldest lighthouse in Maine and one of the most photographed in the Northeast, was waiting for me when I logged on.

Portland Head Light an Iconic symbol of the rugges Maine Coastline

Here’s what greeted me this morning…
And here’s one of my photos of this spectacular lighthouse.

Not too shabby for an old amateur.”