Confessions of a Hunt‑and‑Peck Typist

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Owl on a computer keyboard humorously admitting to hunt‑and‑peck typing, perfect visual for a post about typing mishaps.

A love story between me, my keyboard, and the typos that betray me

I Type Like I’m Defusing a Bomb

Let’s get this out of the way:
I am a hunt‑and‑peck typist.
Not a casual one.
Not an occasional one.
A lifelong, committed, two‑fingered warrior of the keyboard.

My typing style is 10% accuracy, 90% determination, and 100% “please don’t look at me while I’m doing this.”

If I keep my eyes glued to the keyboard, I can produce something that resembles English.
But the moment — the moment — I glance at the screen?

My sentence transforms into a ransom note assembled by squirrels.

My Typos Have Typos

I don’t just mistype words.
No, no.
My typos are so bold, so creative, so aggressively wrong that autocorrect just throws its hands up and walks away.

I try to type “affiliate program.”
My fingers: affilaue progeam
Which sounds less like a business opportunity and more like a medieval plague.

I try to type “invited.”
My fingers: incited
Suddenly the email isn’t welcoming me — it’s starting a riot.

I try to type “wrong answer.”
My fingers: wring answer
Which is… ironically correct.

Honestly, my keyboard should qualify for hazard pay.

The Keyboard Is My Frenemy

We have a complicated relationship.

I rely on it.
>I fear it.
>I suspect it judges me.

Every time I sit down to type, the keyboard sighs like, “Oh great, here she comes. The woman who types like she’s playing Whac‑A‑Mole.”

And yet… we continue.
Together.
In chaos.

Looking Away Is a Crime

Touch typists can look at the screen while typing.
They can even carry on a conversation.
Some of them can type without looking at all.

Meanwhile, if I look away for one second — ONE — my sentence becomes:

“Thsi si a greta idae adn I’m suer it wlil mkae snese.”

I don’t type words.
I type word scrambles.

But Here’s the Thing…

Despite all this, I still write blog posts, emails, stories, and entire volcanic rants.
>I still show up.
>I still type.
>I still create.

I’m not a bad typist.
I’m an adventure typist.

And adventure typists have the BEST stories — because half the time, we have no idea what we just typed until we scroll back and gasp.

So if you’re a fellow hunt‑and‑peck typist out there, squinting at your keyboard like it’s a treasure map…
Welcome.
You’re among friends.

 

Junk EMail, Weak Willpower, and the Daily Quiz That Owns Me

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The junk mail that has become my morning obsession

My Morning Ritual: Delete, Delete, Delete

Every morning I open my email and face the overnight avalanche of junk. Doctor appointment reminders? Keep. Greater Good reminders? Keep. Recipes I want to try someday? Keep. Everything else? Delete is my best friend.

I have no idea where half this stuff comes from. Sometimes I scroll through before deleting and hit “unsubscribe,” but honestly — how did I get subscribed in the first place?

I know the recipe emails are my own fault. Some sites make you sign up before you can print anything, and others insist on emailing the recipe like it’s a state secret. Fine. I accept responsibility for that avalanche.

Enter: The Daily Quiz I Never Asked For

But The Daily Quiz?
That one’s a mystery. I don’t remember signing up for it, and yet there it is every morning, sitting in my inbox like a stray cat I accidentally fed once.

My inbox basically screams “YOU’VE GOT MAIL!” like it’s trying to startle me into opening it.

Deleting it is always my first instinct.. Trying to delete it is my second.. But every couple of days a question catches my eye, and suddenly I’m taking the quiz again. And of course, that just encourages it to keep coming back.

The Volcano Quiz That Took Me Down

The other day the quiz was about volcanoes — one of my favorite topics, especially Kīlauea in Hawaii — so naturally I took it.

Disaster.

I started off strong, then the questions took a nosedive straight into the obscure.

For example:
Which is NOT a type of volcano? Composite or Stratic?
Or:
The name of New Zealand’s most active volcano translates to what?

Ask me the difference between lava and magma and I’m fine. But these quiz masters were digging deep — like “I have a geology degree and no social life” deep.

Then Came the Driving Quiz… and Humility

Today’s quiz was about driving. Now, I’ve been driving for… well, let’s not say how many years. I figured I’d ace it.

Wrong.
I missed the very first question.

Let me ask you:
What does a double yellow line on the road mean?
Multiple choice:

  1. Denotes two‑way traffic
  2. Allows passing on the left
  3. Separates lanes on a one‑way street
  4. Prohibits lane changes

If you picked #1, congratulations — you’re smarter than I was at 6 a.m. I confidently picked #4. I was sure it meant no passing. Wrong answer, but hey, at least it was a safe answer.

Then it asked things like the fastest speed limit in the U.S. (85 mph in Texas, in case you’re curious). By that point I realized I was in too deep.

Hooked, Annoyed, and Weirdly Invested

I may complain about this quiz, but clearly I’m hooked — and I get irrationally annoyed when I miss the basic questions.

So tell me:
Do you get tons of unsolicited emails too? And do any of them have you weirdly hooked, the way this quiz has its claws in me? Please tell me I’m not the only one with zero willpower when it comes to deleting junk.

 

Freshly baked chocolate chip cookies cooling on a wire rack

Cookies- And they all Started in Massachusetts

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CoooKies! Nothing like a good chocolate chip cookie to put a smile on Cookie Monster's face. And it all started in Massachusetts

Massachusetts: The Unsuspecting Cookie Capital

Ah, food. Is it any wonder I write about eating so often? Sure, we all need food to live, but that’s not the real reason. The real reason is simple: I love sharing recipes and little bits of cooking lore.

I’m not turning Around Dusty Roads into a cooking blog — don’t worry — but while I’m enjoying a slice of my angel food cake (it’s pretty yummy), I want to share a little tasty Massachusetts baking history.

Because believe it or not, this state didn’t just give the world one iconic cookie.
It gave us two.

The Toll House Cookie: A Massachusetts Original

Let’s start with the queen of cookies: the classic chocolate chip — or as we call it around here, the Toll House Cookie.

We can thank Ruth Wakefield for this masterpiece. People have tried every variation under the sun — M&M’s, butterscotch, pretzels, sea salt — but nothing beats the original. Warm, melty, simple perfection.

I haven’t been to Faneuil Hall lately, but they used to have an entire kiosk devoted to chocolate chip cookies. Warm from the oven, wildly overpriced, and absolutely irresistible. It was always my first stop.

Where it all began

The Toll House Inn in Whitman, Massachusetts opened in 1930, run by Ruth and her husband Kenneth Wakefield. The building itself dated back to 1817, but Ruth’s cooking was what made the place famous.

One day she served a butter‑drop cookie studded with chopped chocolate. Customers went wild. Ruth, being a smart cookie herself, realized she had something special.

So she struck a deal with Nestlé — a lifetime supply of chocolate in exchange for printing her recipe on their semi‑sweet chocolate chip bags.


A sweet deal indeed.

The original Toll House Inn sadly burned down in 1984, but you can still visit the historical marker at 362 Bedford Street, Whitman, MA, where the world’s favorite cookie was born.

The Fig Newton: Massachusetts’ Other Claim to Cookie Fame

So what’s the second cookie?
That would be the humble, beloved Fig Newton.

You don’t usually find people casually baking Fig Newtons at home — these are very much a commercial cookie. Maybe not as universally adored as the chocolate chip, but they’ve earned their place in the cookie hall of fame.

A cookie named after Newton

The Fig Newton was created in 1891 at the Kennedy Biscuit Works in Cambridgeport, and named after the nearby town of Newton. It was one of the very first mass‑produced baked goods in the United States.

Originally, Fig Newtons were made of a soft, cake‑like dough wrapped around a thick fig jam. They were so popular that the brand eventually shortened the name to simply Newtons, and added flavors like strawberry and raspberry.

Still, the fig version remains the classic.

If you’re a truly determined baker, you can find recipes for homemade Fig Newtons. And if you ever make them, I want the full report.

Final Crumb

Massachusetts may be famous for its history, its coastline, and its questionable driving habits, but it deserves a little credit for its contributions to the cookie world too.

Two iconic treats — one homemade, one commercial — both born right here.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going back to my angel food cake.

The Great Molasses Flood

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Boston never does things like the rest of the world. From our wicked different slang to our stubborn pride, we always have to put our own spin on things. Even our disasters can’t be normal. Could we have just had the ocean flood in? After all, half the city is built on landfill. But no — we had to do everyone one better. We flooded our streets with… molasses.

Grandma’s Molasses, the ingredient at the center of Boston’s molasses history, sweet, sticky but oh so deadly

The Great Molasses Flood — Boston’s Stickiest Disaster

Molasses — that thick, sticky, gooey goodness that makes muffins, cookies, baked beans, and BBQ possible. We drizzle it, bake with it, stir it into sauces. It’s comforting. Old‑fashioned. Harmless.

But did you know it can also be deadly?

No, it’s not poison. It’s sticky. Too sticky. Now imagine being buried under a massive wave of the stuff. Not funny. Nothing humorous about that. Yet it really happened — right here in New England.

In 1919, Boston faced one of the strangest disasters in American history: The Great Molasses Flood. By the time it was over, 21 people had died and about 150 were injured. And the story behind it is even wilder than the headline.

A Disaster Waiting to Happen

The giant molasses tank in Boston’s North End belonged to the United States Industrial Alcohol Company (USIA). It stood 50 feet tall and 90 feet across, holding more than 2 million gallons of molasses. From the day it went up, it leaked. Locals even joked that kids scraped molasses off the sides with sticks.

USIA knew the tank had problems. Instead of fixing the leaks, the company painted the tank brown to hide them. Workers reported groaning metal and bulging seams, but management brushed off every warning.

January 15, 1919 — The Day the Tank Burst

The day of the disaster felt unusually warm for January, warm enough to thin the molasses inside the tank. Around 12:40 p.m., the tank finally gave way with a roar that echoed through the neighborhood.

A 25‑foot‑high wave of molasses rushed through the streets at 35 miles per hour. Horses, wagons, buildings, and people were swept up instantly. The force of the wave even knocked a firehouse off its foundation.

Rescuers later described the scene as “drowning in brown glue.”

The Aftermath

Cleanup dragged on for months. Crews used saltwater, sand, and firehoses to break up the sticky mess. For decades afterward, people swore the North End smelled like molasses on hot days.

The Fight for Justice

The Great Molasses Flood wasn’t just a freak accident — it resulted from corporate negligence. USIA had received multiple warnings about the tank’s structural integrity and ignored them. When survivors sued, the company tried to blame anarchists, claiming someone had sabotaged the tank.

The truth came out during six years of litigation and 3,000 witness testimonies. Eventually, a court‑appointed auditor ruled in favor of the victims. USIA paid $628,000 in settlements, the equivalent of about $11 million today. The tank never went back up.

Today, the site is a small park near the Boston waterfront. Almost nothing there marks what happened. You could walk right over the spot where the tank stood and never know the neighborhood was once buried in molasses.

 

Why This Story Sticks With Us

The whole thing sounds like something out of Ripley’s Believe It or Not — and it has appeared there. It’s been featured on TV, in books, and in documentaries. Yet no matter how many times you hear it, the story still feels unbelievable.

A flood… of molasses?

And yet it happened. Sometimes the strangest stories in New England history are the ones that turn out to be absolutely true.

 

 

Meet Webster Lake: Home to the Longest Name in the U.S.

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Welcome sign in Webster, Massachusetts featuring the full name of Webster Lake (Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg) and referencing the Nipmuc Indian heritage.

A Lake Name That Looks Like a Scrabble Accident

I thought I knew my home state pretty well. I’ve lived here long enough to pronounce “Worcester” without breaking a sweat, and I can even handle “Leominster” on a good day. But apparently I’ve been walking around completely unaware of a lake whose name looks like someone dropped a Scrabble bag down a flight of stairs.

Meet Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg.

Yes, that’s real.
No, I did not just make that up.
And no, I cannot pronounce it — I’m already out of my depth and possibly in over my head.

Why Locals Just Call It Webster Lake

With 45 letters and 14 syllables, this Webster, Massachusetts lake holds the title for the longest place name in the United States and one of the longest in the world. Locals, being practical New Englanders with no time for linguistic gymnastics, simply call it Webster Lake.

Honestly, I don’t blame them. If I had to say the full name every time I wanted to go kayaking, I’d never leave the house.

The Real Meaning (and the Joke One Everyone Knows)

The name comes from the Nipmuc people, and the real translation is something along the lines of “fishing place at the boundary.”

But New Englanders being New Englanders, a joke translation has been floating around for decades:

“You fish on your side, I fish on my side, and nobody fishes in the middle.”

Is it accurate? No.
Is it delightful? Absolutely.

A Beautiful Lake With a Sense of Humor

The lake itself is lovely — calm water, tree‑lined shores, and a whole lot of pride from the town of Webster, which has embraced its famously unpronounceable claim to fame. There are even signs with the full name, just in case you want to test your eyesight or your patience.

And honestly, if my GPS ever tried to pronounce this name out loud, I’d have to pull over. I don’t need my car swerving because the navigation system had a nervous breakdown.

I had never even heard of this lake until today, so discovering it felt like stumbling onto a secret Massachusetts side quest.

Things to Do When You Visit Webster Lake

Webster Lake or Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg if you are feeeling linguistically brave,  is tucked into central Massachusetts, where you’ll find no shortage of lake‑day activities

• Enjoy Memorial Beach
A sandy public beach with lifeguards in summer, picnic tables, and plenty of space to relax.

• Take a lake cruise
Seasonal boat tours give you the full view — and you get to hear the captain pronounce the name so you don’t have to.

• Rent a kayak or paddleboard
The lake is calm and perfect for paddling. Plus, you can brag later that you kayaked on a lake with a 45‑letter name.

• Explore the shoreline
Quiet spots to walk, sit, or just enjoy the water without needing to swim.

• Grab lunch in downtown Webster
Casual diners, pizza, ice cream — all close by and very Massachusetts.

• Snap a photo with the famous sign
The full name is printed loud and proud. It’s practically a requirement to take a picture with it.

Final Thoughts

If you decide to visit, don’t worry — calling it “Webster Lake” will get you there just fine.