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Those Silly Kitty Cats Are at It Again

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And a Four‑Year Mystery Is Finally Solved

Banner and Balboa, those silly kitties,  have a talent — not just for finding things, but for finding the exact things I don’t want them to find. Rubber bands, paper clips, bottle caps, the occasional bug… and yes, even my car keys. (If you missed Banner’s infamous key‑hiding caper, you can read the full story here: Tale of the Lost Keys — October 3, 2021.)

Their preferred playground is the middle of my tiny kitchen floor. Runner‑up: the bathtub. At least in the bathroom they’re out from underfoot.

Anyway, there has been a mystery in my house for more than four years. It only ever annoyed me when I wanted to use my food processor — and only when I wanted to grate carrots — so you can see why it wasn’t exactly top of mind.

The Food Processor Era Begins

I bought that food processor in a moment of weakness. A literal one. I had just shredded a five‑pound bag of carrots by hand for a carrot cake, and my arm was about to fall off. My thought was “There has to be an easier way.” I watch the Food Network. I watch the cooking shows. You drop ingredients in, press a button, and voilà — shreds, purées, grinds, blends. It was time to modernize.

I brought it home, plugged it in, dropped in a carrot or two, and it worked beautifully. Perfect shreds. Coleslaw here I come. I gave it a place of honor on the counter.

The Carrot Catastrophe

Now, I’m not always the most mechanical of people, and the next time I tried to shred carrots… mush. Tiny bits. Sand. What was going on?

I ran to my computer and watched YouTube videos. Looked simple. Tried again. Same result. Back to the old‑fashioned hand grater I went, but the food processor was still great for bread crumbs, crushing crackers, and grinding honey grahams for pie crusts.

Over the years I kept reviewing how‑to videos and giving carrots another try. No success.

Then one day, I had an epiphany. I Googled the parts of a food processor.

And there it was. The answer to my question. The missing part. The center shaft.

 

I only had the shaft with the blade. So when I put carrots in, they got shredded by the disc and then immediately chopped to bits by the blade underneath. I couldn’t remove the blade without having the center shaft to put in its place.

Head‑slap. Duh.

 

Enter: The Culprit

Okay all you culinary experts, stop laughing. I can explain.

Not long after I got Balboa, I found the little culprit in the kitchen playing with a plastic thing. I had no idea what it was — I thought it was something he found under the sink. He used to go in and out of there all the time, and I figured it was leftover from when the workers replaced the countertops.

Now that I realize what I’m missing, I recognize the thing as the shaft from the food processor.

Needless to say, it’s long gone. It was tossed even before the Great Kitchen Declutter.

Balboa posing in the middle of the kitchen with the food‑processor shaft he ‘liberated,’ looking very satisfied with himself.

The Wallet‑Smacking Finale

The worst part? That tiny plastic thingy costs almost as much as a new food processor to replace. Can you believe that.

One small moment of stupidity… one big bang on the wallet. But at least I finally know why I couldn’t shred carrots with my food processor.

When that part gets here, I may have to make a carrot cake to celebrate.

 

A Nod to My German Ancestry: Jägerschnitzel on the Hottest Night of the Summer

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Jägerschnitzel , a classic German dish made with pork, bacon, and a rich mushroom gravy

Discovering a New German Favorite

Jägerschnitzel is a classic German dish made with pork, bacon, and a rich mushroom gravy. The pork chops are pan‑fried until crisp and golden on the outside but unbelievably tender inside — you could practically cut them with a fork.

The recipe claims to be ready in 30 minutes. Maybe I’m slow, but it definitely took me longer than that, mostly because of the bacon and the setup. Still, it was worth every minute.

I came across this recipe from House of Nash Eats. It’s one of those sites that requires your email, and now they send me recipes every day. I’ve thought about unsubscribing just to clean up my inbox, but then they send along a gem like this one and I decide to stay a little longer.

The Universe Sends a Sign

As if the universe agreed with my dinner plans, Hannaford had thin‑cut boneless pork loin chops on sale. No trimming needed — they were ready to go. What’s a home chef to do? Clearly, the universe had spoken.

Like all schnitzel recipes, this one starts with a breading station: three shallow bowls — one for flour, one for eggs, and one for breadcrumbs. This recipe calls for Panko breadcrumbs, not my favorite, but I always try a recipe as written the first time. So here goes.

Jägerschnitzel Recipe

Ingredients

Schnitzel

  • 1 to 1½ pounds boneless pork loin chops (pounded to ¼ inch thin)
  • ¾ cup all‑purpose flour
  • ½ teaspoon salt
  • ½ teaspoon garlic powder
  • ½ teaspoon smoked paprika
  • ¼ teaspoon black pepper
  • 3 eggs, beaten
  • 2 cups Panko breadcrumbs
  • ½ teaspoon garlic powder
  • ½ teaspoon salt
  • ¼ teaspoon black pepper
  • ½ cup vegetable oil for frying

Mushroom Gravy

  • 6 slices bacon, chopped
  • 1 medium onion, chopped
  • 16 ounces sliced mushrooms
  • 3 tablespoons all‑purpose flour
  • 2½ cups beef broth
  • 1–2 teaspoons balsamic vinegar (optional)
  • ¼ teaspoon black pepper
  • ¼ cup heavy cream (or half‑and‑half or sour cream)
  • Chopped fresh parsley for garnish

Instructions

Make the Schnitzel

  1. Prepare the breading station:
    • Dish 1: flour, salt, garlic powder, smoked paprika, black pepper
    • Dish 2: beaten eggs
    • Dish 3: Panko, garlic powder, salt, pepper
  2. Trim fat from pork chops so they don’t curl. Pound to ¼ inch thick between plastic wrap using the smooth side of a meat mallet.
  3. Dredge each cutlet in flour, shake off excess, dip in egg, then coat in breadcrumbs. Transfer to a baking sheet and repeat.
  4. Heat oil in a large pan to about 360°F. Cook one schnitzel at a time for 2–3 minutes per side until golden brown. Transfer to a wire rack over a baking sheet and keep warm in a 200°F oven.

Make the Mushroom Gravy

  1. Cook bacon in a large pan over medium heat until crispy. Remove with a slotted spoon and set aside. Keep 2 tablespoons of bacon grease in the pan.
  2. Sauté onions for 3 minutes. Add mushrooms and cook 5–7 minutes until tender. Sprinkle flour over the mixture and cook 1 minute, stirring to coat.
  3. Gradually add beef broth while stirring. Reduce heat and simmer until thickened, about 5 minutes.
  4. Stir in cream and reserved bacon. Remove from heat.
  5. Plate schnitzel, top with mushroom gravy, and sprinkle with parsley.

Notes from My Kitchen

  • Let the pork chops sit a few minutes after breading — it helps the coating stay on.
  • I was skeptical about the Panko, but it really works in this recipe.
  • My gravy came out thinner than I like, so I added a flour‑and‑water slurry. Next time I’ll add a bit more flour in Step 2 and skip the slurry.

A Hot Kitchen and a Bavarian Feast

Of course, I picked the hottest day of the summer to try this recipe — and I made hot German potato salad as a side. Between boiling potatoes, frying bacon, and the oven warming the kitchen, I set a new personal heat record. I was melting by the time I was done.

My advice? Make this dish in the fall. And have a nice cold lager ready. Celebrate your own little Bavarian Oktoberfest.

Guten Appetit!

 

Rhubarb: -The Original Sweet‑Tart Rebel

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Wild Rhubarb gowing a a profusion of leaves and begging to make into a pie. A beautiful memory from my childhood

Wild Rhubarb Patch

 

🌿 Rhubarb: The Tart, Wild, Wonderful Spring Ritual

I grew up with a wild rhubarb patch — the kind that came back every year without being asked, without being watered, without being pampered. We’d wander out, snap off a few sturdy stalks, and head back inside to make sauce or pie. No ceremony, no measuring, just that sharp green‑red crunch and the promise of something tart and sweet bubbling on the stove.

Once I became an adult, though, I don’t remember making many rhubarb pies at all… or many pies, period. That was my mom’s skill set, not mine. But I did make the sweet‑tart rhubarb sauce — the kind you drizzle over warm biscuits for breakfast or dollop onto vanilla ice cream. It was simple, bright, and tasted like spring in a spoon.

But the funny thing about getting older is how the staples of your youth start tugging at you. Out of nowhere, you miss the things you didn’t even realize were woven into your childhood. And just the thought of those rhubarb pies — the tart filling, the soft pink juices, the smell drifting through the house — started my mouth watering.

So I did it.
I made a rhubarb pie.

After all, I’ve mastered apple… why not rhubarb? And you know what? It worked. It was everything I remembered: tart, rosy, fragrant, and just a little wild.

🍓 Is rhubarb a fruit?

Botanically, rhubarb is a vegetable — a cousin of buckwheat and sorrel.
Culinarily, it’s treated like a fruit because it shines in pies, jams, and sauces. In 1947 the U.S. even reclassified it as a fruit for import tariffs because everyone was baking with it.

☠️ Are the leaves really poisonous?

Oh those huge, waving glorious leaves.  Tough and green they are the crown of the the red stalks. But are they really poisonous? Yes — the leaves contain high levels of oxalic acid, which can be harmful if eaten.
The stalks, however, are perfectly safe and delicious. Just chop off the leafy tops and compost them. Or if you’re a kid, run around the yard waving those leaves like flags, pretending they were shields or capes. I had no idea they were the “don’t eat this” part of the plant.

Most gardeners simply cut the leaves off and toss them in the compost. The plant knows what it’s doing — it protects itself with a built‑in warning label.

🎨 Color: Rhubarb’s Great Plot Twist

Rhubarb comes in every shade from deep ruby to streaky pink to full‑on green.
And here’s the secret: color has nothing to do with flavor. Green rhubarb can be just as tart and bright as the reddest stalk. Once it cooks down with sugar, the juices turn rosy anyway — sometimes ruby, sometimes golden‑pink, sometimes a warm sunset shade. Real rhubarb pies rarely look like the neon‑red photos online, and that’s part of their charm.

😋 The Taste: Tart, Bright, and Completely Addictive

Rhubarb doesn’t pretend to be sweet. It comes in bold, tart, and unapologetic — the kind of flavor that wakes you up and makes you pay attention. Add sugar and heat, and it softens into something lush and nostalgic, the taste of early spring before anything else is ready to harvest.

🌱 A Few Fun Rhubarb Facts

  • Rhubarb plants can live 20+ years in the same spot.
  • Forced rhubarb (grown in dark sheds) is so tender it’s harvested by candlelight.
  • The stalks get more tart as the season goes on — early spring is the sweet spot.
  • Some varieties are bred for color, not flavor, which is why your pie might not be red even if the stalks were.
  • Rhubarb was once prized as a medicinal plant long before it became a dessert star.

🥧 And now… the pie

Once I decided to finally make one, I kept it simple. There are countless variations online, but this recipe is tested, reliable, and friendly enough that even a novice baker can make a successful treat. If you try it, let me know — I’d love to hear how yours turns out.

 

Here’s the recipe I used:

Rhubarb Pie 

Ingredients

  • 2 lbs rhubarb, cut into 1‑inch pieces (about 7 cups)
  • 1 ½ cups granulated sugar
  • ¼ cup cornstarch
  • 1 Tbsp lemon juice
  • ¼ tsp kosher salt
  • 2 batches pie dough (homemade or refrigerated)
  • All‑purpose flour, for rolling
  • 1 Tbsp cold butter, cubed
  • 1 large egg + ½ tsp water (egg wash)
  • Sanding sugar, for sprinkling

Directions

  1. Mix dry ingredients
    Combine sugar, cornstarch, and salt in a large bowl.
  2. Prepare crust
    Roll each dough round to 12 inches. Fit one into a 9‑inch pie plate.
  3. Layer filling
    Sprinkle ⅓ of the sugar–cornstarch mix over the bottom crust.
    Add rhubarb and lemon juice.
    Sprinkle remaining sugar mixture on top.
    Dot with butter.
    Add top crust; trim and crimp edges.
  4. Vent and chill
    Cut 5 slits in the top crust.
    Freeze assembled pie for 30 minutes.
  5. Bake
    Preheat oven to 375°F.
    Brush with egg wash; sprinkle sanding sugar.
    Bake on middle rack with a foil‑lined sheet on the lower rack.
    Bake about 1 hour, tenting if browning early.
    Continue baking until filling bubbles in the center and vents (about 30 minutes more)
  6. Cool completely
    Cool on a rack 3–4 hours for clean slices.

Notes

  • Peeling: Optional; peel only if stalks feel tough or stringy.
  • Cutting: Kitchen shears or a sharp knife both work.
  • Color: Red or green rhubarb both bake normally; color doesn’t affect flavor.
  • Doneness: Fully baked only when bubbling in the center.
  • Cooling: Full 3–4 hours helps the filling set.

 

 

MMM

 

Crustless Pizza Casserole

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How does a crustless pizza stand up to a homemade deep dish pizza like we have here

Is a pizza without crust still a pizza? You be the judge.

It seems like I’ve been doing a lot of baking this spring and sharing the results here, of course. I do know how to cook meals, not just bake — as you know from the pork chop series, I’m a versatile cook. But my personal favorites usually lean more Italian. Spaghetti, lasagna, pizza… you get the idea.

Stuffed shells anyone or a simple crustless PizzaRecently I had some ricotta left over and wanted to try my hand at stuffed shells, but believe it or not, I couldn’t find any big shells to stuff. And if you think I’m going to stand there trying to fill those tiny little shells, you are so wrong. Crazy I’m not — only slightly demented.

Anyway, I ran across another interesting recipe, and it looked good. So of course I had to give it a try. I don’t know who to credit for the idea, but it worked great. So without further ado, straight from Dusty’s Test Kitchen, I give you…

Meat Lover’s Pizza Casserole

This is for the crust‑challenged — the folks who don’t want to run to the store for premade crusts but still crave a nice, juicy pizza. Full of cheese and meat, this casserole gives new meaning to the phrase “have it your way.” Lots of options to make it uniquely yours.

Ingredients

  • 1/3 lb ground beef
  • 1/2 lb Italian sausage
  • 1/2 cup pepperoni slices
  • 1/2 cup cooked bacon, crumbled
  • 2 cups sauce — marinara or pizza sauce (you choose your vibe)
  • 8 oz rotini or penne pasta
  • 2 cups shredded mozzarella
  • 1/2 cup shredded cheddar or provolone (optional)
  • 1/2 cup sliced black olives (optional)
  • 1/2 cup sliced mushrooms (optional — see Notes)
  • 1 tsp Italian seasoning
  • 1/2 tsp garlic powder
  • 1/4 tsp black pepper
  • Salt to taste

Instructions

  1. Preheat oven to 375°. Lightly grease a 9×13 baking dish and set aside.
  2. Heat a large skillet over medium heat. Add the ground beef and Italian sausage. Break apart and cook until fully browned. Drain excess fat (see Notes).
  3. While the meat is browning, bring a pot of salted water to a boil and cook the pasta according to package directions. Drain and set aside.
  4. Stir in 1/2 cup pepperoni slices and 1/2 cup crumbled bacon. Let everything warm through for about 1 minute.
  5. Add 2 cups sauce, Italian seasoning, garlic powder, black pepper, and salt to taste. Stir and let simmer 2–3 minutes.
  6. In a large bowl, combine the cooked pasta and meat sauce mixture. Add 1 cup mozzarella and stir until evenly mixed (see Notes).
  7. Spread the mixture evenly in the prepared baking dish.
  8. Sprinkle with the remaining mozzarella, the cheddar or provolone, and any optional toppings like mushrooms or olives.
  9. Cover loosely with foil and bake for 15 minutes. Remove foil and bake an additional 10–15 minutes, until the cheese is melted, bubbly, and lightly golden… or until you can’t resist the aroma any longer.

Let rest 5 minutes before serving so it holds together when scooped.

Notes

  • I’m not a sausage fan, so in my version I swapped the Italian sausage for another 1/2 lb of hamburger.
  • The recipe calls for a large skillet, and normally I’d grab my trusty cast iron, but this time I used my nonstick double‑handled pot. It browns meat nicely and gives me room to mix everything without dragging out a bowl. One‑pot cooking = simplified cleanup.
  • I had jarred marinara in the pantry, so that’s what I used. You can choose marinara or pizza sauce depending on the flavor profile you want.
  • About mushrooms: They hold a lot of water. If you don’t want them soggy or adding extra moisture, sauté them first. A tablespoon of oil, a sprinkle of garlic powder, and 5–7 minutes over medium heat will give you perfect, flavorful mushrooms.
  • I like onions and forgot to add them — they’d be great here, along with sliced peppers if you’re a green‑pepper fanatic. I also added extra pepperoni on top even though some was already mixed in.

Why You’ll Love This Recipe

  • All the pizza flavor, none of the crust drama. No rolling, no rising, no flour all over the counter — just the good stuff.
  • Totally customizable. Pepperoni, bacon, sausage, mushrooms, olives, onions, peppers… mix and match your favorites.
  • One‑pot friendly. Brown the meat, mix it all together, bake, done. Cleanup stays blissfully simple.
  • Great for leftovers. It reheats beautifully and tastes just as good the next day.
  • Crowd‑pleasing comfort food. Whether it’s a weeknight dinner, a cozy weekend meal, or a good old‑fashioned church potluck (yes, they’re still a thing), this casserole is the kind of dish that disappears fast and gets people asking for the recipe.

The result is a very yummy dish that mimics pizza without the crust. I’ll definitely make it again.

Try it, tweak it, claim it as your own — I won’t tell. Make it, bake it, take it to a potluck… and then take a bow. Just save me a scoop.

 

Dusty’s Smothered Pork Chops

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My Long‑Time Favorite Pork Chop Recipe

Smothered pork chops surrounded by gravy. Of course it's in a cast iron skillet

A Little Backstory

Recently I shared two new pork chop recipes — Rediscovering Pork Chops and Pork Chops Take 2.
Now I’m down to the last of the chops, which means there’s room for one more recipe before I take a break. I actually have another new one waiting in the wings, but that will have to wait for my next pork chop run.

Today’s recipe is my long‑time favorite. It goes all the way back to the 1970s, when I’d just gotten my first professional (non‑waitress!) job. One of my coworkers told me he always made his pork chops in a skillet with Campbell’s Golden Mushroom soup. He insisted it had to be Golden Mushroom — not Cream of Mushroom.

I tried it, loved it, and over the years it evolved into the version I make today. It’s still simple, still comforting, and still one of my go‑to meals.

Dusty’s Smothered Chops

Ingredients

  • 4 thick‑cut, boneless center‑cut pork chops
  • 2 cans Campbell’s Golden Mushroom Soup
  • 2 cans sliced potatoes
  • 1 small can sliced mushrooms (optional)
  • Salt and pepper to taste

Directions

  1. Heat a large skillet over medium‑high heat and add a light skim of oil (about 2 Tbsp).
    (I love a cast iron skillet for this.)
  2. Generously salt and pepper both sides of the chops. Add them to the hot pan and sear for color — about 2 minutes per side.
    Do not cook through.
  3. Transfer the chops to your slow cooker and pour in the soup. Add the sliced potatoes and the optional mushrooms, then stir gently to combine.
  4. Set to Low and cook for 6–8 hours.

Notes

  • Your chops will come out melt‑in‑your‑mouth tender.
  • The Golden Mushroom soup makes a wonderful gravy.
  • Add the optional mushrooms if you like a little extra.

Golden Mushroom vs. Cream of Mushroom

Why Golden Mushroom?

Golden Mushroom soup acts more like a flavor concentrate than a creamy base.
It melts into the pan juices and creates a rich, savory gravy that clings beautifully to pork chops — especially when you brown them first.

Can You Substitute Cream of Mushroom?

Not unless you want an entirely different vibe.

  • Cream of Mushroom makes the dish creamy and mild.
  • Golden Mushroom makes it bold, savory, and deeply seasoned.

In my own words… Yummy!

Wrapping Up

So that’s it — the last of this pork chop run. I’m all out for now, but I’m sure we’ll circle back another time.

How do you cook pork chops in your home? I’d love to know.