Two cats sit behind a WMEO 9 news desk as playful “news anchors.” The orange tabby on the left wears a black bow tie, and the black cat on the right sits beside a small teddy bear and toy mouse. A tiny pumpkin and a microphone are on the desk. Behind them, a screen shows a futuristic Tesla car on a looping roadway with the headline “Flying Cars.”

⭐ WMEO BREAKING NEWS — Tesler Flying Roadster

BREAKING NEWS Good morning, Taunton. This is WMEO 9 with a breaking news Update. We Meow-You Listen

Banner: In breaking news, Elon Musk unveiled his prototype Flying Roadster! Yes, the billionaire says the time has come. Flying cars are here… or almost, anyway. Production begins in 2028.

Balboa: Musk hosted a demo at a SpaceX test facility in Texas and streamed it to the world. Was it real… or CGI?

Banner: During the demo, the car launched from a ramp that curled over so the vehicle flipped upside down, clung to the surface, then flew off the end and rolled 180 degrees midair before landing on its wheels.

Balboa: The Flying Roadster uses thrusters and rockets from 0–60 in under one second. That’s some serious G’s.

Banner: Pumpkin Spice, you watched the demo for WMEO. What are your thoughts?

Pumpkin Spice: “Wheeee! …and also never again.”

A gray Tesla Roadster flies above a futuristic city while an orange cat leans excitedly out the window. A black “PRESS” hat floats nearby, and a billboard in the background displays the Tesla logo.