
šØ WMEO Channel 9 SPECIAL REPORT
We Meow⦠You Listen.
Banner: Attention Cape Cod beachgoers! This is a breaking news alert from your intrepid feline reporters, Banner and Balboa, broadcasting live from the Feline Desk at WMEO Channel 9.
Balboa: And trust us⦠this oneās a doozy.
š¦ LIONāS MANE JELLYFISH INVADE CAPE WATERS
As if sharks werenāt enough to keep humans on their toes, Cape Cod has seen a noticeable increase in Lionās Mane jellyfish drifting into local waters this season.
Banner: These arenāt your average jelly blobs.
Balboa: Theyāre the largest jellyfish species on Earth.
Their bells can reach 8 feet wide, and their tentacles can stretch an astonishing 100ā120 feetālonger than Bannerās list of grievances.
Since May, these gelatinous giants have been drifting into Cape Cod waters with the tides, showing up in coves, beaches, and anywhere warm currents carry them.
ā ļø FELINE WARNING:
Balboa: If you see oneāalive or deadāstay far, far away.
Banner: Their tentacles can still sting even when the jellyfish is basically a melted ghost on the sand.

š”ļø WHY THEYāRE HERE
Warming ocean temperatures this year have created perfect jellyfish conditions. As long as the water stays warm and winds blow onshore, Lionās Manes will continue to appear.
Banner: Translation: donāt expect them to disappear anytime soon.
Balboa: Weāll be monitoring the situation from our climateācontrolled command center. With snacks.
š¾ THIS HAS BEEN A WMEO CHANNEL 9 SPECIAL REPORT
From the Feline Desk, your reporters Banner & Balboa are signing off.
Banner: Stay safe out there, humans.
Balboa: And rememberāWe Meow⦠You Listen.
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