Two cats sit behind the WMEO 9 news desk. An orange long‑haired cat wearing a black bow tie sits on the left beside a small pumpkin and a microphone. A black cat sits on the right beside a teddy bear and a gray cap. Behind them, the studio screen displays a star‑filled sky with a large full moon and the headline “WMEO Morning Brief.”

WMEO 9 Morning Briefing

Your trusted source for news, chaos, and questionable fact‑checking.

Good morning, everyone! This is your WMEO 9 update — We Meow, You Listen.

Banner: “Today we have news about—”

Balboa (bursting in): “Banner! Banner! I just heard there’s a dead man on the moon!”

Banner: “What!? Balboa, how could there be a dead man on the moon?”

Balboa: “There is! I read it on the internet, and if it’s on the internet, it has to be true. The internet is basically the Library of Truth.”

Banner: “Pumpkin Spice, have you heard anything about this?”

Pumpkin Spice: “I’m already packed. I’m heading to SpaceX. If I stand near the rocket and look cute, they’ll let me on.”

Banner: “Pumpkin—wait. I think I know the answer. Dr. Eugene Shoemaker died in 1997, and to honor his contributions to the space program, some of his ashes were sent to the moon. So technically… yes. There is a dead man on the moon.”

Balboa: “I knew it! The internet never lies.”

Banner: “Well folks, that’s all the time we have today. Please return to your regularly scheduled scrolling.”

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