WMEO Weekend Edition- With Special Guest

Two cats sit behind an angled WMEO Weekend Edition news desk styled like a TV broadcast. The orange long‑haired cat, Banner Salcoon, wears a black bow tie, and the black short‑haired cat, Balboa, sits beside him with a microphone, teddy bear, and toy mouse on the desk. A blue armchair stands next to the desk for guests. Behind them, a large screen displays the headline ‘WMEO Weekend Edition’ and a photo of Chef Merengue Snuggleumpkins, a white cat with heterochromatic eyes wearing a WMEO chef’s hat and wooden spoon. The studio background shows bright skies and treetops.”

🐾 This is WMEO 9 Weekend Editon with Special Guest Chef Merengue Snuggleumpkins!

We Meow – You Listen

🎙️ Announcer:

“Welcome to your Weekend Edition of WMEO News — We Meow, You Listen.”

Banner: “This is your Weekend Edition of WMEO, and today we have a real treat for you.”

Balboa (interrupting): “A treat? Banner, did you say treat? Where? I don’t see any treats.”

Banner: “We have a special guest joining us in the newsroom.”

Balboa: “Did our guest bring treats? You promised treats.”

Banner: “Please give a warm WMEO welcome to Chef Merengue Snuggleumpkins. Chef Snuggleumpkins comes to us from the renowned Maison du Cordon Meu. Welcome, Chef.”

“Wide studio shot of the WMEO Weekend Edition set. On the left, Banner Salcoon, an orange long‑haired cat in a black bow tie, and Balboa, a sleek black cat with green eyes, sit behind an angled news desk with a WMEO 9 logo. A microphone, teddy bear, toy mouse, and name card sit on the desk. On the right, Chef Merengue Snuggleumpkins, a fluffy white cat with one blue eye and one yellow eye, sits regally in a plush blue guest chair wearing a WMEO chef’s hat with a wooden spoon tucked into the band. Behind them, a large studio screen displays ‘WMEO Weekend Edition’ over a scenic landscape. The lighting is bright and professional, capturing all three cats as if mid‑broadcast.”

Chef S: “I’m happy to be here, Banner. It’s a pleasure to meet everyone at WMEO. By the way, Pumpkin Spice — did you know there’s no pumpkin in pumpkin spice?”

An orange and white cat wearing a black hat with an orange band and a press badge that reads “WMEO PRESS PUMPKIN SPICE REPORTER” poses as a news reporter. The cat has a blue lanyard and holds a camera, while a microphone labeled “WMEO NEWS” sits nearby. The softly blurred background suggests an outdoor setting, creating a humorous scene of a feline journalist at work.Pumpkin Spice (offended): “What do you mean? Of course there is. My name is Pumpkin Spice. There’s the pumpkin.”

Chef S: “No, no — pumpkin spice is made of cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, cloves, and maybe a dash of allspice. No pumpkin.”

Balboa (delighted): “So Pumpkin… you’re just a common orange reporter. Common, common, common!”

Chef S (realizing the faux pas): “That’s not to say Pumpkin Spice isn’t special — especially this time of year! It’s everywhere: coffee, muffins, donuts, pie…”

Pumpkin looks slightly mollified.

 The Great Pasta Question

Banner (clearing throat): “Well, Chef, that’s very interesting. But we do have a controversy brewing in the newsroom that you may be able to help us with.”

Banner: “Where do you stand on the Great Pasta Question… To break or not to break spaghetti noodles?”

Chef S (lifting her spoon like a judge’s gavel): “Ah, the Great Pasta Question. To break… or not to break. At Maison du Cordon Meu, we never break spaghetti. Jamais. Spaghetti is meant to be long, elegant, dramatic — like a good story or a cat’s tail. You place it gently in the pot, and as it softens, it lowers itself with dignity. Breaking it is culinary chaos.”

Balboa: gasps!

Chef S leans in, conspiratorial.

“But… if your pot is too small, and you must break it… I will not judge you. I will simply recommend a larger pot next time.”

She taps her spoon lightly.

“Spaghetti deserves respect. But cooks deserve mercy.”

Banner: “We’ll be back after a word from our sponsor.”

“Wide studio shot of the WMEO Weekend Edition set. Banner Salcoon, an orange long‑haired cat in a bow tie, and Balboa, a sleek black cat, sit behind an angled news desk with a WMEO 9 logo. A Mueller’s Pot‑Sized Spaghetti box sits on the desk beside a microphone, teddy bear, and toy mouse. Chef Merengue Snuggleumpkins, a fluffy white cat with one blue eye and one yellow eye, sits regally in a plush blue guest chair wearing a WMEO chef’s hat with a wooden spoon tucked into the band. Behind them, a large screen displays ‘WMEO Weekend Edition’ over a scenic landscape.”

📦 Pot‑Sized Spaghetti

Narrator (dramatic, over-the-top): “Today’s WMEO Weekend Edition is brought to you by… Pot‑Sized Spaghetti! For cooks who refuse to buy a bigger pot.”

Mueller’s Pot‑Sized Thin Spaghetti box centered against a glowing golden background. Soft sparkles and twinkling lights surround the package, giving it a dramatic commercial-style spotlight. The red, white, and blue box sits on a reflective surface, with the Mueller’s logo, ‘Pot‑Sized Thin Spaghetti’ label, and ‘Half Length Pasta – No Need to Break’ badge clearly visible.”

Narrator: “Why wrestle with long noodles? Why perform the Leaning Tower of Pasta balancing act? Why snap spaghetti and send shards flying across your kitchen like tiny edible javelins?”

Narrator: “Pot‑Sized Spaghetti — the noodle that fits your pot and your lifestyle. Available wherever sensible spaghetti is sold.

In Closing

Back to the news desk.

Banner: “Thank you again to Chef Merengue Snuggleumpkins for joining us today. We’re sure this won’t be her last visit to the WMEO newsroom.”

Chef S gives a polite spoon salute.

Balboa (whining): “Okay but… where are the treats? Pumpkin, did you take the treats? I didn’t get any treats…”

Banner (sighing): “And that concludes your Weekend Edition of WMEO News. We Meow… You Listen.”

Two cats sit behind a WMEO 9 news desk as if hosting a broadcast. The orange cat on the left wears a dark blue bow tie, while the black cat on the right sits beside a small gray mouse toy and a brown teddy bear. A sheet of paper with red markings lies on the desk. The front of the desk displays the text “WMEO 9” in large yellow letters and “Thank you for watching” in white. The blurred newsroom background features blue and red tones.

 

Nothing like a Deep Fried Donut

A white plate with a blue rim holds several homemade, golden‑brown fried donuts with slightly irregular shapes, sitting on a kitchen countertop.

Time to Make the Donuts

A smiling Dunkin’ Donuts employee in a beige uniform and paper hat holds up a chocolate‑glazed donut while standing in front of trays filled with assorted donuts.

 

Do you remember Fred? The dedicated — and perpetually tired — baker who dragged himself out of bed every morning to “Make the Donuts”? That Dunkin’ ad ran for 15 or 16 years, and somehow the line stuck. Everyone still knows it.

Well… for me, I’ve probably avoided making the donuts for at least that long.

I tried baked donuts once. I even bought the special pans. They looked like donuts, but they didn’t taste like donuts. They were fine, but I never made them again.

Seven chocolate‑glazed donuts rest on a metal cooling rack set over aluminum foil, their glossy tops contrasting with the golden‑brown dough beneath.

Dunkin’ (now just Dunkin) makes decent donuts, but they aren’t the ones I remember from childhood. Colonial Donuts comes close — dangerously close — and that’s how this whole adventure started. I got hooked on their crunchy, cakey Old Fashioned donut. Now I’m craving them, but I’m carless, and I’m not about to spend an hour on Dial‑a‑Ride for a single donut. And I’m definitely not spending $20 on Uber or $10 on DoorDash.

So there was only one thing left to do: I’d have to make them myself.

Luckily, they freeze well. I can make a whole batch, keep a few out, and tuck the rest away for later.

I dug out my battered, slightly dented donut cutter. I have a new one, but the little center piece refuses to stay put, so the old one wins. I laid out all my basics. I haven’t made donuts in so long that I honestly can’t remember ever making them completely on my own. So I was being extra careful.

I don’t have my mom’s recipe, but I found one that’s close — close enough that the first bite tasted like home.

Sour Milk Donuts

Equipment A kitchen countertop with a large metal mixing bowl and wooden spoon, plus small bowls holding butter, eggs, and granulated sugar arranged for baking.

  • Donut cutter
  • Dutch oven (mine is cast iron, of course)
  • Slotted spoon
  • Candy thermometer
  • Paper towels (or grocery bags — traditional in Mom’s kitchen)

Ingredients

For the donuts

  • 2 tablespoons unsalted butter, softened
  • 1 cup granulated sugar
  • 2 large eggs, beaten
  • 3 ½ cups all‑purpose flour A stainless steel mixing bowl holds a rough, partially mixed ball of dough resting on a speckled kitchen countertop.
  • 2 teaspoons baking powder
  • ½ teaspoon salt
  • ¼ teaspoon ground cinnamon
  • ¼ teaspoon ground nutmeg
  • ¾ cup sour milk or buttermilk
  • Vegetable oil or Crisco for frying

Instructions

  1. In a large mixing bowl, cream the butter and sugar. Blend in the beaten eggs.
  2. In a separate bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder, salt, cinnamon, and nutmeg.
  3. Add the dry ingredients alternately with the sour milk.
  4. Place dough in a medium bowl, cover, and chill for at least 2 hours.Four ring‑shaped donuts fry in bubbling hot oil, their edges turning golden brown as they cook.
  5. Roll dough out on a floured surface to about ⅓ inch thick. Cut with a donut cutter, saving the centers.
  6. Heat 24–48 oz of oil or Crisco to 350° using a candy thermometer. Fry donuts 2–3 minutes per side, or until golden brown.
  7. Remove with a slotted spoon and drain on paper bags or paper towels.
  8. Repeat until all dough is used.

Notes

My recipe called for a glaze, but I skipped it — I wanted plain donuts.

About halfway through mixing, I remembered exactly why I hadn’t made donuts in so long. The dough is stiff, and you really have to put some muscle into it to get all the flour incorporated.Four golden‑brown donuts float in bubbling hot oil as they finish frying in a deep pan.

This particular dough got sticky as it warmed up. I cut all the donuts and put them on a sheet pan, but next time I’ll cut and fry in batches so I can keep the dough chilled.

But for all my bungling, I didn’t burn the kitchen down or scald myself with hot oil. Aside from a few straggly-shaped donuts, they came out pretty good — and my cast iron Dutch oven got a beautiful seasoning. So I’m calling it a win all around.

I think cider donuts might be next.

Two bowls of freshly fried donuts sit on a kitchen counter—one filled with large ring‑shaped donuts, the other with smaller round and oval donut holes, all golden brown and crisp.

 

WMEO News Update — October Declared Massachusetts Cranberry Month

Two cats sit behind a WMEO 9 news desk as if hosting a broadcast. On the left, an orange long‑haired cat wearing a black bow tie sits upright with a serious expression. On the right, a black short‑haired cat looks toward the camera with bright green eyes. A microphone stands between them on the desk, along with papers featuring paw prints and two small plush toys — a gray mouse and a brown teddy bear. Behind them, a large studio screen displays a photo of a cranberry bog filled with floating red cranberries under a blue sky, along with the headline “WMEO 9 October Is Cranberry Month.”

Live from the Nature Desk at WMEO 9, We bring you the latest Cranberry update

WMEO 9- We Meow-You Listen

Banner: Governor Maura Healey has officially proclaimed October as “Massachusetts Cranberry Month,” honoring the state’s official berry and the many multi‑generational farming families that grow them. Moreover, it’s a nod to the deep agricultural roots that keep the Commonwealth colorful every fall.

Balboa: Cranberries? Those are tart little red berries that float. Naturally, they make me think of Thanksgiving — cranberry sauce, muffins, maybe pie.

Banner: Massachusetts is home to the nation’s oldest continuous cranberry cultivation. Therefore, even without the Governor’s declaration, October is a big month for cranberries. The harvest is in full swing.

Meanwhile, we go now to our roving reporter, Pumpkin Spice, who is currently enjoying a cranberry bog.

 Pumpkin Spice, an orange tabby cat dressed as a WMEO field reporter, stands in a cranberry bog surrounded by floating red cranberries. He wears a white “Boogie in the Bog” T‑shirt and a black WMEO press hat decorated with an orange leaf. He holds a WMEO‑branded microphone in one paw and looks directly at the camera with a serious expression. Behind him are water, trees, and a partly cloudy sky.Pumpkin Spice: “Pumpkin Spice reporting live from the cranberry bogs of Massachusetts — where apparently the entire state is just… fruit water. Lots and lots of fruit. And lots and lots of cold water.”

“In the last week I’ve been soaked in a storm, chased by bears, and now I’m wading through berries. Consequently, this job is a hazard.”

Balboa (from off‑camera): “PUMPKIN THEY’RE GONNA COME BACK FOR YOU YOU’RE SMALL AND SNACK‑SIZED!”

Pumpkin Spice : “Balboa, please. I’m a professional. At least, I got this cool shirt out of it.”

A white T‑shirt featuring a playful design of three cartoon red cranberries dancing on a musical staff with a treble clef and music notes. Below the illustration, the text reads “Boogie in the Bog.”

Banner: “Thank you, Pumpkin. Please return safely. Otherwise, we cannot afford another bear‑related incident.”

Pumpkin (muttering): “They were surprisingly fast.”

Finally, Banner closes: “And just a reminder, folks — Ocean Spray’s 15th Annual Fall Harvest Celebration will be held at Patriot Place in Foxboro on Saturday, October 24 from 10 AM to 4 PM. This free, family‑friendly autumn tradition features seasonal activities throughout Patriot Place and behind Bass Pro Shop.”

Two cats sit behind a WMEO 9 news desk as if hosting a broadcast. The orange cat on the left wears a dark blue bow tie, while the black cat on the right sits beside a small gray mouse toy and a brown teddy bear. A sheet of paper with red markings lies on the desk. The front of the desk displays the text “WMEO 9” in large yellow letters and “Thank you for watching” in white. The blurred newsroom background features blue and red tones.

 

 

 

 

 

The Great Pasta Debate Lives On

 

A plate of spaghetti topped with a thick tomato meat sauce, sprinkled with grated cheese and garnished with a fresh parsley sprig.

🍝 You’re Cooking Pasta ALL Wrong!

I guess the Great Spaghetti Debate is never going to rest.

Despite my very reasonable explanation back in April — To Break or Not to Break: The Great Spaghetti Debate — I opened my email this morning to a headline screaming at me like I’d committed a culinary crime:

“You’re Cooking Pasta Wrong.”

Well of course I had to read it. And inside? Another dramatic proclamation:

“arounddustyroads.com According to an Italian Chef.”

Alright, fine. What am I supposedly doing wrong now?

According to Chef Marcello of the Academia Barilla, the perfect bowl of pasta requires long noodles cooked in salted water — without breaking them — so the sauce can swirl and cling like it’s performing a romantic tango. After wading through all the author’s detours, it became clear he was talking about pasta dishes where the sauce is mixed into the noodles, not the kind you spoon on top once it’s on your plate. And after all that drama… they didn’t even include a recipe!

Okay. I can accept that. But I’ve moved on.

I am now 100% in the Short Noodle School of spaghetti cooking. I’ve even stocked up on the “pot‑sized” spaghetti you can buy at the grocery store. I don’t need a restaurant‑sized cauldron to make a single serving, and the pot‑sized noodles work beautifully. No muss, no fuss, no rogue noodle shards launching themselves across my kitchen like tiny edible javelins.Two boxes of pot‑sized spaghetti on a kitchen counter beside a container of uncooked pasta, with a cooking pot in the background.

So yes — the debate lives on. But this home cook has chosen her side.

And if Chef Marcello wants to challenge me, he can meet me in the pasta aisle — I’ll be the one holding the pot‑sized spaghetti with zero regrets.

 

A Little Cast Iron Review

Three cast iron skillets of different sizes stacked inside one another on a striped kitchen towel resting on a wooden countertop.

Cast Iron Care: A Simple, Honest Guide

Good morning, my friends.

It’s time for a little cast‑iron cooking review. We’ve talked about cast‑iron cookware and how to care for it before, but there are always more questions. I’m no expert, but I am a die‑hard cast‑iron lover. I’d say 90% of my meals are made in a cast‑iron skillet, so I’ve learned that proper care is the difference between a kitchen workhorse and a rusty headache. And trust me — I’ve ruined more than one skillet over the years through neglect or pure stupidity. The good news? With patience and elbow grease, I’ve restored every single one.

So let’s talk about that humble hero of the kitchen: the cast‑iron skillet.

  Three seasoned pork chops arranged in a black cast‑iron skillet, coated with a reddish-brown spice rub and ready to cook, with a sprig of rosemary nearby on a light surface.

Seasoned Pork chops ready for frying

Choosing Your Skillet

I have a full set — from a tiny 6‑inch up to a hefty 12‑inch — but my favorites are my two 9‑inch skillets. They’re smooth, glossy, nonstick, and easy to clean… but that finish didn’t happen overnight.

If you’ve just bought a shiny silver cast‑iron pan, or someone gifted you one, please don’t cook with it yet. And whatever you do, don’t scrub it to “keep the shine.” That shine is actually bare metal, and it needs seasoning before it becomes usable.

If you’re restoring an old, rusted, dinged‑up pan, you’ll also need to scrub it down to the base surface. It won’t look shiny, but it will smooth out, and the rust will come off.

Seasoning: The Step You Cannot Skip

A golden, puffed‑up apple pancake baked in a black cast‑iron skillet on a stovetop, with crisp edges and a risen center, surrounded by everyday kitchen items in the background.

High Rise (puff) apple Pancake

Seasoning is what creates that beautiful nonstick surface. It’s the step most people try to skip — but don’t. If you want a pan that lasts forever, this is where the magic happens.

Gather your tools: Water, soap, a scrub brush, steel wool, and a neutral cooking oil.

Yes, soap. Yes, water. and yes, even steel wool. You’re starting fresh.

A classic Bickford‑style apple pancake baked in a black cast‑iron skillet, with thin apple slices arranged in a circular pattern over a golden, custardy base and lightly dusted with cinnamon and sugar.

Bickford’s‑style baked apple pancake

Step 1: Clean the Skillet

If you just used it, let it cool, rinse with warm water, and wipe out any food bits.

If you’re restoring an old skillet, get ready to work. This is where the steel wool comes in. Scrub until the rust is gone and the surface feels even.

Step 2: Scrub Thoroughly

  Golden cornbread baked in a black cast‑iron skillet, with a large wedge cut out to show its moist, crumbly interior, sitting on a stovetop.

Skillet Corn Bread

Use warm, soapy water and your scrub brush to remove stubborn bits. Use steel wool for anything that feels gritty or raised. You want the surface smooth — no sandpaper texture. Rinse well.

Step 3: Dry It Completely

Dry every inch of the skillet — the cooking surface, the sides, the handles, the bottom. Cast iron rusts fast, and moisture is the enemy. I use paper towels and make sure it’s bone‑dry.

  Two golden, oven‑roasted chicken breasts resting in a black cast‑iron skillet, lightly browned with melted butter and herbs, set on a cloth-covered countertop.

Oven Roasted in cast iron pan chicken breast

Step 4: Oil the Pan

Add a drop or two of neutral oil. Wipe it around the entire pan and wipe off any excess. Too much oil will puddle, get sticky, and send you right back to Step 1.

I put the oil directly on the paper towel so I can control the amount.

A freshly baked meatloaf in a black cast‑iron skillet, topped with a glossy red ketchup glaze, resting on a wooden surface beside a striped kitchen towel.Step 5: Heat It — Two Different Ways

For Maintaining a Seasoned Skillet

Set your oven to 200°F. Place the lightly oiled skillet face down on the center rack with a drip pan underneath. Heat for 30–40 minutes. This sets the oil and removes any lingering moisture.

For Building a New Seasoning Layer

If your pan is brand new or freshly stripped, you need a strong base layer.

Set your oven to 450–500°F. Bake the pan for 1 hour, then let it cool in the oven. You may need to repeat this a few times until the surface turns dark, smooth, and slightly glossy. You’ll see the difference — it becomes slippery, slidey, and wonderfully nonstick.

Cooking With Cast IronA golden, freshly baked apple pie in a black cast‑iron skillet, with a flaky crust and steam vents on top, resting on a stovetop.

I make everything in my skillets — pies, apple pancakes, roast chicken breasts, meatloaf. I fry, bake, and sauté.

The one thing I don’t make is tomato sauce. Experts say you can, just don’t let it sit in the pan. The acid can damage the seasoning you worked so hard to build. I’ve learned that lesson the hard way.

But for almost everything else? Cast iron is unbeatable. My skillet apple pie is legendary, and I wouldn’t dream of making an apple pancake in anything else.

A Final Thought

Remember, you’re seasoning your skillet every time you cook. Many pans come “pre‑seasoned,” meaning the manufacturer started the process for you. You can cook with them right away, but good maintenance will keep that seasoning building. But always check the packaging to be sure.

Be patient. Once you develop that seasoned base, treat it kindly and your skillet will be your friend forever. Maybe someday your grandkids will still be using it in their own kitchens.

And you know… I haven’t tried baking a cake in a cast‑iron skillet yet — but maybe I should. If pies and cornbread come out this good, a cake might be my next great adventure.

A freshly baked pepperoni pizza in a black cast‑iron skillet, with a golden crust and melted cheese, sitting on a light cloth beside a metal pizza cutter