Dusty Roads Mercantile
Hi Everyone,
Friday the 13th seems like the perfect day to introduce a design inspired by one of the world’s most famous cryptids.
If you recall, when we launched the Boogie in the Bog cranberry shirt, Balboa didn’t appreciate watching Pumpkin Spice get a shirt while he went without one. This new design finally evens the score.
Now Balboa steps into the spotlight as T-shirt model extraordinaire, showing off our new Nessie-inspired design, “I Am Not a Myth.”
Balboa would like everyone to know that the camera adds ten pounds. Unfortunately, the AI added twenty.
We custom print every design when you place an order, so we recommend allowing up to two weeks for production and shipping. That schedule gives our printing partner time to create your order and gives USPS time to deliver it before the big day.
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You can browse all of our designs here.