The Cats’ Labor Day Travel Demands Have Arrived

Labor Day Weekend: Should You Travel With Your Cats?

(A WMEO Special Report)

Labor Day weekend is creeping up, and plenty of folks are gearing up for a road trip. If you’re a cat parent, that means facing the annual dilemma: pet sitter or pack the furr‑babies and hit the highway?

Some cats are natural road warriors. Kurt and Gary? They’ll probably hop in the car, buckle their imaginary seatbelts, and enjoy the ride. The Oreo crew — Pudding, Olive, and Onyx — might be a little more dramatic about it. And Nanake? Well… he’s done cross‑country travel before, with results best described as “memorable” and “requiring emotional support snacks.”

But what about Banner and Balboa?

Two Cats, Two Very Different Travel Personalities

Banner and Balboa have never left the house since the day you brought them home. The vet doesn’t even get the privilege of seeing them in a clinic — Ross Veterinary House Calls comes to you. And even then, Balboa must be sedated or he’ll stage a full‑scale meltdown worthy of a Broadway revival.

His annual routine:

  • Receive his “calming potion”
  • Get gently escorted to the bathroom so he can’t hide in seventeen impossible places
  • Spend the next hour looking like a tiny, confused marshmallow

He’s a sweetheart, but he’s also a certified fraidy‑cat. A road trip? Absolutely not. He’d unionize before you even backed out of the driveway.

Banner, meanwhile, would probably try to take over the GPS and declare himself “Navigator Supreme.”

The Cats’ Official Labor Day Travel Demands

Since I couldn’t get a straight answer out of either of them, I asked what it would take for Banner and Balboa to agree to travel with me. They immediately produced a list — and I swear they had it ready in advance.

  • At least 16 nap breaks during transit (We’d be lucky to make it to the end of the street.)
  • Unlimited treats at all rest stops (I foresee two car‑sick kitties and one very unhappy driver.)
  • Mandatory belly rubs, pending mood (Their mood changes every 4–6 minutes.)
  • A proper travel litter box — the hotel bathtub does NOT count (Honestly, fair. The bathtub is not a sandbox, no matter how much they insist.)

They warned me that failure to comply would result in unionization, followed by a strike, followed by dramatic flopping and pointed glares. Honestly, I believe them.

So in my house, the answer is clear: I’m calling the pet sitter… or just staying home.

What about you? Are your cats road‑trip ready, or are they already drafting their own list of demands?

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Their motto? “The Good Stuff, Nothing Else.” Honestly… that’s a cat all the way.

A close-up of a blue‑eyed gray and white cat beside elegant promotional text describing a premium cat brand, with buttons to shop the collection and learn how products are chosen.

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  • Furniture – Those essential cat trees, loungers, and perches worthy of your feline royalty.
  • Technology – Automated litter boxes, kitty fountains, and clever gadgets that make life smoother for both humans and cats.
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This advertiser is Banner and Balboa approved. Banner gives The Meow Picks two paws up, and Balboa says they need more snacks, but he’s willing to share the spotlight.

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Happy Birthday to Balboa, Age 6, Professional Diva

Black house panther cat with striking yellow eyes lounging on a blanket, showing his diva personality.

A House Panther’s Sixth Year: Drama, Treats, and Tiny Claw Pokes

Six years ago, I adopted a “shy, skittish” cat. They said you’d hide. You’d be nervous. They did not say you’d become the CEO of the household and union leader of the Treats & Cat Grass Department.

You were never shy with me — but strangers? The door opens and you perform a disappearing act that would make Houdini proud. Banner might try to escape for adventure; you vanish to avoid conversation.

You’ve grown from a tiny lap kitten into a full-grown house panther who still needs pre‑appointment medication just to survive a vet visit. It’s a checkup, Balboa, not an assassination attempt. No one is plotting your demise; they just want to look in your ears.

Fireworks remain your mortal enemy. Banner watches them like he’s waiting for popcorn, but you hear one “pop” and immediately enter Witness Protection. This year’s barrage was especially bad; you’re still decompressing in your safe zones like a little furry war veteran, tucked into your kitty condos and behind the headboard. Can cats have PTSD?

But when the world is quiet? Balboa, you strut. You rule. It’s snacks on demand with the confidence of a cat who has never once paid rent. You boss your brother, you boss me, and you poke me with those tiny claws when you feel I’m not paying proper tribute.

Happy Birthday, Balboa. May your next six years be filled with treats, naps, and minimal explosions. You will always be my baby kitty.

 

Banner’s Closing Statement

“Yeah, yeah, Happy Birthday, Balboa. I’d have gotten you a present, but every toy I buy somehow becomes your toy anyway. Also, please stop screaming when the vet calls — you’re embarrassing both of us.”

 

Time to Celebrate Our Feline Companions with International Cat Day

# 🐾 **WMEO BREAKING NEWS BULLETIN** We Meow. You Listen…

Two cats sit behind a newsroom-style anchor desk labeled “WMEO 9.” The orange cat and the black cat each have a sheet of paper in front of them, with a microphone centered between them. Behind the desk is a blurred cityscape and multiple monitors, creating the look of a professional news studio.
**Dateline: Taunton — August 8**
**Subject: International Cat Day Launches with Global #ThinkCAT Initiative**

This just in from the WMEO Newsroom:
Today is International Cat Day, and the world is celebrating with this year’s official theme — #ThinkCAT — a three‑part mission to help humans everywhere level up their feline care.

WMEO’s esteemed anchors, Banner and Balboa, have issued the following guidance from their respective command centers.

C — Cat Friendly

 

Banner, reporting from atop the newsroom printer (which he has declared a sovereign nation):
“Cat-friendly means predictable routines, quiet zones, and respect for our delicate emotional ecosystems. Also, stop moving chairs without notifying us.”

 

 

 

 

Balboa, speaking from inside his fortified cardboard bunker:
“Mobile vets count as cat-friendly. They come to *us*, which is correct. Please continue this policy.”

A — Annual Check-ups

WMEO Health Desk notes that cats are elite-level illness hiders.
Annual exams are essential — even if the exam requires… additional measures.

Balboa’s official statement:
“I must be medicated to survive my yearly physical. I do not apologize. I am simply built different.”

Banner adds:
“I personally enjoy performing my own check-ups by screaming at birds.”

T — Tips & Advice

Expert-backed guidance helps cats thrive from kittenhood to their senior years.
WMEO’s Science Desk encourages humans to stay informed, stay gentle, and stay stocked with treats.

Balboa’s tip

“Breakfast in bed. Every day. Forever.”

Balboa notes that this practice supports:

  • Reduced morning stress
  • Improved human compliance
  • Optimal biscuit‑making conditions
  • A smoother transition from Sleep Mode to Guardian Mode

He further clarifies that breakfast should be delivered directly to the box, bed, blanket fort, or designated soft zone, depending on the day’s emotional landscape.

Banner’s tip:
“If your cat stares at you from across the room, they are either admiring you or plotting. Both are valid.” Banner gooes on to respond to Balboa’s Breakfast tip: by demanding “second breakfast,” citing fairness.

 

How to Participate

WMEO encourages viewers to join the celebration:
– Highlight one Cat Friendly change you’ve made at home
– Remind friends to book their cats’ annual check-ups (mobile vets welcome and endorsed)
– Display the “Supporting International Cat Day 2026” badge proudly

WMEO Editorial Note:

Banner has proposed turning International Cat Day into a federally recognized holiday.
Balboa has proposed snacks.

End of bulletin. Please resume your regularly scheduled scrolling.

 

 

Do Cats Really Need a $900 bathroom?

Three cats interact with a Litter‑Robot automated litter box, with one cat sitting inside the $900 self‑cleaning unit and two others standing nearby in a modern home. Great example of how multi‑cat households use high‑end automatic litter boxes.

Litter Robots and other Automated  Kitty Litters

Do the cats really need a $900 bathroom? Probably not. But after looking at what these robo‑cans can do — and what I’m spending every month on disposable boxes — I’m starting to think the question might actually be: does the hooman need one?  And lets face it, not every automated litter box is $900. That’s just the top of the line. The less expensive models start at around $200.

They’ve Come a Long Way, Baby

It’s been more than 20 years since one of my kitties used an automated litter box. Back then, the “fancy” version was basically a plastic tray with a rake, a timer, and a little box to collect the dirty litter. It made noise, it jammed, and it was about as subtle as a blender.

Fast‑forward to today and you’d hardly recognize the new generation. We’ve gone from clunky rectangles to sleek circular robo‑cans that look like they’re preparing for re‑entry. They’re quieter, more efficient, and definitely more dramatic.

But instead of listening to me ramble, let’s let our furry consultants — Banner and Balboa — chime in on the real‑world pros and cons. Can these high‑tech contraptions actually make life easier for the hoomans?

Let’s hear what the boys have to say.

Banner and Balboa Review the Robo‑Cans

Banner’s Take

“Look, I’m a reasonable guy. I don’t mind a little technology as long as it doesn’t beep at me. Automated litter boxes have their perks — they keep things tidy, they scoop themselves, and they mean my hooman isn’t hovering around with a plastic shovel like she’s panning for gold. Oreo the cat uses one. Abram Engle’s cats use one. Clearly, some felines are living the high‑tech dream.”

Banner’s Pros:

  • The box stays cleaner (fewer surprises for the hooman)
  • No waiting for someone to remember it’s cleaning day
  • Great for multi‑cat households
  • Cuts down on odor (Banner insists this is Balboa’s fault, not his)

Banner’s Cons:

  • Some models make suspicious noises
  • Mid‑cycle rumbling can interrupt a peaceful bathroom moment
  • If the hooman forgets to empty the waste drawer, the whole system gets cranky
  • Expensive — Banner says the money should go toward treats

Balboa’s Take

“I don’t trust anything that moves without me telling it to. I’m a simple man. I dig, I cover, I leave. But I will admit — the automated box does keep my paws cleaner. And I like a fresh surface every time. Still, I’m watching it. Closely.”

Balboa’s Pros:

  • Fresh litter every visit
  • Less tracking around the house
  • No hooman hovering with judgmental eyes
  • Great for cats who appreciate cleanliness (Balboa says this is him, obviously)

 

Balboa’s Cons:

  • The machine occasionally hums like it’s plotting
  • Some units are too small for “majestic gentlemen of substance”
  • If the sensors fail, it becomes a very expensive sandbox
  • Balboa believes anything with a motor is “up to something”

So… What’s With the App?

The last time I used an automated litter box, there was no app — just a timer and a prayer. Today’s robo‑cans are basically little computers with litter inside, and the app is a big part of how they work.

Here’s what the app actually does (and why you might care):

1. Tracks your cat’s bathroom habits

The box can tell:

  • how often each cat goes
  • how long they stay
  • if someone is suddenly going more or less
  • if a cat hasn’t used the box in hours (a medical red flag)

For multi‑cat households, this is huge. Banner and Balboa would basically have their own bathroom analytics.

2. Alerts you when the waste drawer is full

No more guessing. The app politely pings you:

  • “Drawer full.”
  • “Litter low.”
  • “Sensor blocked because someone kicked litter into the corner again.”

3. Lets you control the cleaning cycle

You can:

  • start a cleaning cycle
  • pause it
  • adjust the wait time after a cat leaves
  • turn off the machine at night

Great for nervous cats (Balboa) who don’t want the box coming alive mid‑pee.

4. Helps diagnose problems

If something jams, the app tells you:

  • what jammed
  • how to fix it
  • whether the sensor is dirty
  • whether the motor is struggling

5. Multi‑cat identification

Some models can tell which cat used the box based on:

  • weight
  • timing
  • pattern

This is how Oreo’s hooman and Abram Engle keep track of their cats’ health.

6. Remote monitoring

If you’re away for the day, you can check:

  • is the box working
  • is the drawer full
  • did the cats use it normally

Peace of mind for anxious hoomans.

Where I Stand on MeoWant (For Now)

I originally joined MeoWant’s affiliate program because their branding is gorgeous and their blog posts are genuinely helpful. But after digging deeper into real‑world feedback, I’m not quite ready to promote their litter box. So far, the only reviews I can find are on Reddit — and Reddit tends to skew negative on everything, so it’s hard to get a clear picture.

Since we haven’t had the opportunity to try MeoWant ourselves, I’m putting this partnership on pause for now. I only recommend products I trust, and I want more solid information before I give it my stamp of approval.

In the meantime, you can check them out for yourself here. If you decide to give them a try, I’d genuinely love to hear about your experience.

So… Is an Automated Litter Box Worth It?

For us, the jury’s still out — but the idea gets a solid thumbs‑up. I spend about $90 a month on Kitty Poo Club for three boxes and litter. At that rate, an automated litter box would basically pay for itself in about three months, and the ongoing supplies (litter + the occasional filter or liner) couldn’t possibly add up to the same $90 monthly cost. Even if the boys decide the robo‑can is “plotting,” the math is hard to ignore. Cleaner paws, fewer odors, less scooping, and long‑term savings? That’s at least worth keeping on the table… or in this case, in the bathroom.

Final Thought

If the future of cat bathrooms is robotic, Banner and Balboa say they’re willing to adapt… as long as the robot remembers who actually runs this house.

This post contains an affiliate link to MeoWant. If you make a purchase through that link, the Dusty Roads team (with enthusiastic supervision from Banner and Balboa) may earn a small commission at no extra cost to you. Your support helps keep the blog — and the cats — happily exploring new things.