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This is a WMEO Faire Update- We Meow – You Listen
WMEO BREAKING NEWS: King Richard’s Faire Update live from the WMEO News Desk, where professionalism rules and metal clothing is strictly off‑limits.
Banner: King Richard’s Faire is now in full swing in Carver, Massachusetts. The kingdom is open weekends only — Saturdays and Sundays — through October 25. There’s one remaining Monday opening on Columbus Day, October 12, for those who enjoy jousting on a federal holiday.
Please note, that means no weekday jousting. If you show up on a Wednesday, you’ll be dueling with the empty parking lot.
Banner: What medieval mischief is this now?
Balboa: I am Sir Balboa of the Shiny Shirt, Protector of the Realm!
Banner: You look like you lost a fight with a colander.
Balboa:At least I dressed for the Faire. You dressed for a tax seminar.
Banner: I am dressed for journalism. You’re dressed for a Renaissance‑themed tin can recycling program.
Balboa: Jealousy is unbecoming of a peasant.
Banner: Call me a peasant again and I’m reporting you to the Department of Cat Armor Safety.
Final Notes on King Richard’s Faire
Banner: King Richard’s Faire continues every weekend through October 25, featuring jousts, artisans, food, entertainment, and questionable fashion choices. Review ticket prices for your chosen date, enjoy free parking, and pick a costume that won’t make you sound like a bag of forks falling down stairs.
Balboa : Duty calls. I’m off to the jousting tournament — someone has to defend the newsroom’s honor.
>Banner: Just don’t poke anyone with your lance before the credits roll.
Banner : This has been your WMEO update. May your turkey legs be large, your jousts be loud, and your cats be… less like this.